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- Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:44 pm
- Forum: Humor and Jokes
- Topic: The Bible, Through the Eyes of a Child
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2181
The Bible, Through the Eyes of a Child
Creation In the beginning, which was close to the start, there wasn't anything except God, darkness and some gas. The Bible says, "The Lord, thy God, is one," but I think He has to be much older than that. Anyway, God made the world and then He said, "Give me some light," and so...
- Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:34 pm
- Forum: Humor and Jokes
- Topic: I Don't Want To Go To Church!
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2753
I Don't Want To Go To Church!
A mother went to wake her son for church one Sunday morning. When she knocked on his door, he said, "I'm not going!" "Why not?" asked his mother. "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me. Two, I don't like them." His mother replied, ...
- Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:32 pm
- Forum: General Discussion & Introductions
- Topic: Please Introduce Yourself Here
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Re: Please Introduce Yourself Here
Hello, I'm new here. My name is Gale and I live in Illinois in the United States of America.