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by She Loves JC
Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:44 pm
Forum: Humor and Jokes
Topic: The Bible, Through the Eyes of a Child
Replies: 5
Views: 2181

The Bible, Through the Eyes of a Child

Creation In the beginning, which was close to the start, there wasn't anything except God, darkness and some gas. The Bible says, "The Lord, thy God, is one," but I think He has to be much older than that. Anyway, God made the world and then He said, "Give me some light," and so...
by She Loves JC
Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:34 pm
Forum: Humor and Jokes
Topic: I Don't Want To Go To Church!
Replies: 5
Views: 2753

I Don't Want To Go To Church!

A mother went to wake her son for church one Sunday morning. When she knocked on his door, he said, "I'm not going!" "Why not?" asked his mother. "I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "One, they don't like me. Two, I don't like them." His mother replied, ...
by She Loves JC
Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion & Introductions
Topic: Please Introduce Yourself Here
Replies: 2307
Views: 787331

Re: Please Introduce Yourself Here

Hello, I'm new here. My name is Gale and I live in Illinois in the United States of America. :wave: