A Jewish man goes to talk to his Rabbi. The Rabbi sees he’s in an agitated state, and asks what’s wrong.
The man says,”It’s my son, Rabbi. He wants to marry a Christian woman.”
The Rabbi said, “YOUR son!? YOUR son!? Let me tell you about MY son! He not only married a Christian woman, but he did it in the church, AND he converted to Christianity. That’s what my son did! And ME, a Rabbi!”
“That’s horrible,” said the man. “What did you do?”
“I talked to God about it, of course,” answered the Rabbi.
“And what did God say?” asked the man.
The Rabbi replied, “Well, God said to me, ‘YOUR son!? YOUR son!?’”
Rabbi's Son
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Acts 17:24-25 (NIV)
"The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. [25] And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."
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"The God who made the world and everything in it is the Lord of heaven and earth and does not live in temples built by hands. [25] And he is not served by human hands, as if he needed anything, because he himself gives all men life and breath and everything else."
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Re: Rabbi's Son
August, I think that joke needs to be heard, to get its full effect. It's not as effective, when read.
I read it to myself, with proper emphasis on "YOUR". It's funny.
I read it to myself, with proper emphasis on "YOUR". It's funny.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
