A son asked his mother the following question:
"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies: "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
“Dad, why are wedding dresses white?”
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
“Son, all household appliances come in white.”
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Oh that's bad Danny. If I tell this joke to my wife I will be banished to the couch for the foreseeable future ('til death do us part that is).DannyM wrote:A son asked his mother the following question:
"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies: "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
“Dad, why are wedding dresses white?”
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
“Son, all household appliances come in white.”
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Byblos wrote:Oh that's bad Danny. If I tell this joke to my wife I will be banished to the couch for the foreseeable future ('til death do us part that is).DannyM wrote:A son asked his mother the following question:
"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies: "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
“Dad, why are wedding dresses white?”
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
“Son, all household appliances come in white.”
Then we'll keep it between us, Bro 
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I guess that part II of the joke is when son asks his father why grooms wear black... 
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Ouch! That could get me in a world of trouble, Danny!DannyM wrote:A son asked his mother the following question:
"Mum, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies: "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.
“Dad, why are wedding dresses white?”
The father looks at his son in surprise and says:
“Son, all household appliances come in white.”
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Ah well, we know who wears the trousers in your castle, Brother RickRickD wrote:Ouch! That could get me in a world of trouble, Danny!
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LOL! I found this to be absolutely hilarious and I'm a woman XD
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Don't be in shock, Monica, it means you have a sense of humourStMonicaGuideMe wrote:LOL! I found this to be absolutely hilarious and I'm a woman XD
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IndeedDannyM wrote:Don't be in shock, Monica, it means you have a sense of humourStMonicaGuideMe wrote:LOL! I found this to be absolutely hilarious and I'm a woman XD
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