Internet atheist reviews God and Science

[DannyM]

I think the best response to such an attack is the familiar catchphrase "U Mad, Bro?", accompanied by the classical mischievous grin.

Or how about the American "You mad, brah?" I love that!

[Reactionary]

I think the best response to such an attack is the familiar catchphrase "U Mad, Bro?", accompanied by the classical mischievous grin.

Or how about the American "You mad, brah?" I love that!

I like all the variations, especially if they involve the Trollface.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgqzE5M5trM

[DannyM]

I think the best response to such an attack is the familiar catchphrase "U Mad, Bro?", accompanied by the classical mischievous grin.

Or how about the American "You mad, brah?" I love that!

I like all the variations, especially if they involve the Trollface.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgqzE5M5trM

What the deuce was that?!

[Reactionary]

I like all the variations, especially if they involve the Trollface.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgqzE5M5trM

What the deuce was that?!

Here's the entire story:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface ... ce-problem

It seems like it started with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3SXBirhH7s

[neo-x]

lol, I went editing my post and you guys filled two pages.

[Reactionary]

lol, I went editing my post and you guys filled two pages.

...with nonsense.

[neo-x]

neo-x wrote:
lol, I went editing my post and you guys filled two pages.


...with nonsense.

My post wan't very different

[DannyM]

I like all the variations, especially if they involve the Trollface.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgqzE5M5trM

What the deuce was that?!

Here's the entire story:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface ... ce-problem

It seems like it started with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3SXBirhH7s

I must be getting old, it means absolutely nutting to me

[StMonicaGuideMe]

So there is a God?
No.

Is there a posibilty that you'd like to consider?
No.

Why?
No
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oh my gosh, I'm laughing so hard at this part

[Reactionary]

I'm sure a few atheist won't like it and try to deny it but it really is more gimmick than substance.

Challenge accepted. Since there aren't any around, I'll play the angry atheist!

If you ask an atheist the following:

Any concrete proof of Darwinian evolution?
No.

Of course. There is conclusive, extensive, insurmountable, irrefutable evidence (English is such a rich language ), whoever questions that fact is either denying it, or too stupid and ignorant to understand science.

Any proof of DNA carrying information and intelligence of its own?
No.

DNA is not intelligence, it's an assembly of chemicals. Our brain tries to make sense of it by creating an illusion of meaning behind it. On the other hand, if we track down signals from somewhere in the universe, we'll know that someone is behind them. But not God.

Any proof of life somewhere else?
No.

Oh, not again. Our technology enables us to observe only a tiny bit of the universe, so we can't make conclusions about the its entirety. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. Unless we're talking about God. He certainly doesn't exist. Aliens, however, do.

Can you replicate the first chemical processes that started all of it?
No.

We can't at the moment - so what? It's a only a matter of time. We don't have to resort to supernatural creatures to explain the unexplainable. We've evolved past that phase.

Can you prove metaverse?
No.

Science is working on it. In a few decades we'll have the theory of everything.

Maybe then you ignorant ******s will stop worshipping non-existent fantasy creatures.

Have you ever seen your brain working?
No. ...Oops

Sure - ever heard of EEG? They never taught you about it in your church?

Any idea about how it COULD have originated by itself at some point in time?
No.

The law of gravity created the universe. I don't understand how, but scientists say so, that's enough to me.

Do you think an entity out there could have made it all?

No. Don't be silly. God doesn't exist. CUZ I DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF A GOD!!!

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DISCLAIMER: This was just a parody that doesn't reflect my views and opinions - Don't ban me!

[StMonicaGuideMe]

ROFL! Reactionary XD that was AMAZING. WELL DONE BRAVO!

My favourite was "we'll have the theory of everything".

TOO BAD ITS STILL JUST A THEORY MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

What kills me is how "it's just a matter of time" sounds EXACTLY like FAITH! LOL OOOOOOOOOOOH SO FUNNY

[August]

ROFL! Reactionary XD that was AMAZING. WELL DONE BRAVO!

My favourite was "we'll have the theory of everything".

TOO BAD ITS STILL JUST A THEORY MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

What kills me is how "it's just a matter of time" sounds EXACTLY like FAITH! LOL OOOOOOOOOOOH SO FUNNY

Mmmm, did he do that just a little too well?

[StMonicaGuideMe]

ROFL! Reactionary XD that was AMAZING. WELL DONE BRAVO!

My favourite was "we'll have the theory of everything".

TOO BAD ITS STILL JUST A THEORY MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

What kills me is how "it's just a matter of time" sounds EXACTLY like FAITH! LOL OOOOOOOOOOOH SO FUNNY

Mmmm, did he do that just a little too well?

It was spot on. It's as if I was talking to my own husband (sad but true)

[Reactionary]

ROFL! Reactionary XD that was AMAZING. WELL DONE BRAVO!

My favourite was "we'll have the theory of everything".

TOO BAD ITS STILL JUST A THEORY MOUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

What kills me is how "it's just a matter of time" sounds EXACTLY like FAITH! LOL OOOOOOOOOOOH SO FUNNY

Mmmm, did he do that just a little too well?

August, I was never an atheist, if that's what you meant.

[neo-x]

DISCLAIMER: This was just a parody that doesn't reflect my views and opinions - Don't ban me!

FYI, We don't ban athiests; most run away.