Bowels no move!

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A long time ago there was a large tribe of Indians and their chief named Bowels. There was this paleface who was a man whose job was to persuade Indian tribes to sell their land to the government and move. He goes to see the chief and gives him his speil. The cheif says "Bowels no move!" and the man leaves.

As it turns out the paleface has an identical twin brother who is a doctor who has a calling to seek out and help Indians. He goes to see the chief and he thinking he's dealing with the government guy says "Bowels no move!" The docor gives him a bottle of supercharged castor oil and then leaves. Sometime later the doctor returns. "Bowels no move!" The doctor gives him some even more powerful laxative. Some weeks later the MD returns and Chief Bowels says "Bowels gotta move, teepee heap full of do-do!"