A little girl was kneeling beside her bed and was overheard praying: Lord Jesus, I beg you to send clothes for all those poor, naked women I keep seeing on daddy's computer.
Ah the innocence of children.
A little girl's prayer
A little girl's prayer
Let us proclaim the mystery of our faith: Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
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RickD
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Re: A little girl's prayer
Byblos, your daughter has quite an imagination.Byblos wrote:A little girl was kneeling beside her bed and was overheard praying: Lord Jesus, I beg you to send clothes for all those poor, naked women I keep seeing on daddy's computer.
Ah the innocence of children.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
Re: A little girl's prayer
Lol, I love my 2 sons to death but the Good Lord did not see fit that we are blessed with a daughter. I just found that joke hilarious (and suspect it to be more of a true story than a joke, unfortunately).RickD wrote:Byblos, your daughter has quite an imagination.Byblos wrote:A little girl was kneeling beside her bed and was overheard praying: Lord Jesus, I beg you to send clothes for all those poor, naked women I keep seeing on daddy's computer.
Ah the innocence of children.
Let us proclaim the mystery of our faith: Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
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Re: A little girl's prayer
I could absolutely see that as a true story. You're correct; the innocence of children.Byblos wrote:Lol, I love my 2 sons to death but the Good Lord did not see fit that we are blessed with a daughter. I just found that hilarious (and suspect it to be more of a true story than a joke, unfortunately).RickD wrote:Byblos, your daughter has quite an imagination.Byblos wrote:A little girl was kneeling beside her bed and was overheard praying: Lord Jesus, I beg you to send clothes for all those poor, naked women I keep seeing on daddy's computer.
Ah the innocence of children.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: A little girl's prayer
Byblos wrote:A little girl was kneeling beside her bed and was overheard praying: Lord Jesus, I beg you to send clothes for all those poor, naked women I keep seeing on daddy's computer.
Ah the innocence of children.
LOL;P…guess guys out there with children around must be extra careful to their “personal” stuff.
