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1Tim1:15-17
Here is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance: Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners of whom I am the worst. But for that very reason I was shown mercy so that in me, the worst of sinners, Christ Jesus might display his immense patience as an example for those who would believe in him and receive eternal life. Now to the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only God, be honor and glory for ever and ever.Amen.
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I'll call you on your Jesus bird, and I raise you one Jesus lizard.
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news ... izard.html
John 5:24
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:lol:

You win.
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John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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That is freakin awesome!!

I want one.
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Danieltwotwenty wrote:That is freakin awesome!!

I want one.
Don't you have enough weird, amazing animals in Australia? Leave that Jesus lizard alone! Besides, you couldn't catch him, anyways. :lol:
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They may be weird to you, it's all about perspective.

;)

Coincedently we caught a water dragon on the weekend when we were fishing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_water_dragon

It was snoozing in the water at night, so we picked it up and after about ten minutes of warming it up it sprang to life and did the bolt. :lol:
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Danieltwotwenty wrote:They may be weird to you, it's all about perspective.

;)

Coincedently we caught a water dragon on the weekend when we were fishing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_water_dragon

It was snoozing in the water at night, so we picked it up and after about ten minutes of warming it up it sprang to life and did the bolt. :lol:
I betcha he can't run on water. y=;
For summertime, you sure do have some pretty cool temps there. Averaging highs in the 70's Fahrenheit. That's about what we're averaging here, in the dead of winter. :lol:
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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RickD wrote:
Danieltwotwenty wrote:They may be weird to you, it's all about perspective.

;)

Coincedently we caught a water dragon on the weekend when we were fishing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_water_dragon

It was snoozing in the water at night, so we picked it up and after about ten minutes of warming it up it sprang to life and did the bolt. :lol:
I betcha he can't run on water. y=;
For summertime, you sure do have some pretty cool temps there. Averaging highs in the 70's Fahrenheit. That's about what we're averaging here, in the dead of winter. :lol:

We are having an abnormal summer weather patterns, normally it would be about 40+ deg. C ( 104 deg F ) with threats of bushfires.
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We are having an abnormal summer weather patterns, normally it would be about 40+ deg. C ( 104 deg F ) with threats of bushfires.
Must be all those Jesus birds, water dragons, koalas, and wallabies, sucking all the heat out of the air. ;)
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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RickD wrote:
We are having an abnormal summer weather patterns, normally it would be about 40+ deg. C ( 104 deg F ) with threats of bushfires.
Must be all those Jesus birds, water dragons, koalas, and wallabies, sucking all the heat out of the air. ;)

Don't forget the Bunyip's, they are deadly especially to young kid's who go camping with their fathers. :twisted:

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1Tim1:15-17
Here is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance: Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners of whom I am the worst. But for that very reason I was shown mercy so that in me, the worst of sinners, Christ Jesus might display his immense patience as an example for those who would believe in him and receive eternal life. Now to the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only God, be honor and glory for ever and ever.Amen.
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