Advice to Christian Single Ladies looking for Mr. Right

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Advice to Christian Single Ladies looking for Mr. Right

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To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice:

" Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz." While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don't settle for any of his relatives; Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Punk-az, Scrub-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothing-az, Lazy-az, and especially his third cousin Beatinyo-az. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz..... :esurprised: :ebiggrin:
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Do a search, newb! :lol:
http://discussions.godandscience.org/vi ... =4&t=36882
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Re: Advice to Christian Single Ladies looking for Mr. Right

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Hhahahahahahaha! This is a great play-on-words. Thanks, Dave!
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