A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
THE GREAT BLONDE KIDNAP
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Gabrielman
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Re: THE GREAT BLONDE KIDNAP
Nice!Once I was trapped in a perpetual night, without even a star to light the sky. Now I stand in the glory of the Son, and not even a faint shadow of darkness remains.
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Re: THE GREAT BLONDE KIDNAP
good one.... BD
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Re: THE GREAT BLONDE KIDNAP
can someone explain i dont get
But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well.
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Re: THE GREAT BLONDE KIDNAP
Kidnapper Blonde: gives the kid back to the mother to give the ransom message.tunde1992 wrote:can someone explain i dont get
Mother Blonde: believes the message of ransom even though the child is right with her meaning he is not really kidnapped.
Both do not know what they are doing.
Romans 12:17 Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everybody.
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Are you blond too?tunde1992 wrote:can someone explain i dont get
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
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24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: THE GREAT BLONDE KIDNAP
hAHAHHAH OH I GET THE JOKE HAHAHA AAA
But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well.
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Re: THE GREAT BLONDE KIDNAP
LOL! This was a great one. Thanks for sharing!
To sustain the belief that there is no God, atheism has to demonstrate infinite knowledge, which is tantamount to saying, “I have infinite knowledge that there is no being in existence with infinite knowledge".