A priest and pastor from the local parishes were standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that read, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. As the first driver sped past, he yelled, "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash.
One clergy said to the other, "Do you think we should just put up a sign that says, 'Bridge Out' instead?"
BRIDGE OUT
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BRIDGE OUT
But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well.
-matthew 6:33
-matthew 6:33
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Re: BRIDGE OUT
I don't get it. Is the pastor blond? 
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: BRIDGE OUT
It's funny because while you assume that the clergy is talking about the apocalypse or revelations based on the sign...but if you take the sign more literally they are actually trying to warn about the end of the bridge.
Took me a couple read-throughs to get it haha
Took me a couple read-throughs to get it haha