This picture I found on facebook invoked a great deal of laughter. Poorly reasoned piece of work.
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 5868_n.jpg
I got a particularly good laugh when the universe "suggests" that I began cultivating relationships and "improving conditions" for newcomers.
What obligations do I have for that? The mind boggles, friends.
Athiest's silly picture
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Beautiful Silvertusk, that made my morningSilvertusk wrote:I personally prefer this letter
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domokunrox wrote:This picture I found on facebook invoked a great deal of laughter. Poorly reasoned piece of work.
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 5868_n.jpg
I got a particularly good laugh when the universe "suggests" that I began cultivating relationships and "improving conditions" for newcomers.
What obligations do I have for that? The mind boggles, friends.
The ending should have said, have fun blinking into non existence lol
Re: Athiest's silly picture
domokunrox wrote:
They lost me at “Dear Life Form.” (sic)
This picture I found on facebook invoked a great deal of laughter. Poorly reasoned piece of work.
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 5868_n.jpg
I got a particularly good laugh when the universe "suggests" that I began cultivating relationships and "improving conditions" for newcomers.
What obligations do I have for that? The mind boggles, friends.
They lost me at “Dear Life Form.” (sic)
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Coldblood, as I'm a sheriff, and lifelong member of the grammar police, I'm swearing out a warrant for your arrest. A simple google search for "lifeform", would have shown you that the correct term is,coldblood wrote:domokunrox wrote:This picture I found on facebook invoked a great deal of laughter. Poorly reasoned piece of work.
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 5868_n.jpg
I got a particularly good laugh when the universe "suggests" that I began cultivating relationships and "improving conditions" for newcomers.
What obligations do I have for that? The mind boggles, friends.
They lost me at “Dear Life Form.” (sic)
"life form", with the space between the two words.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Dom, this looks like an official letter. Have you authenticated the letter. The ramifications for all of us are life-changing, if this is an authentic letter, from the actual universe. It would prove that the universe is eternal, not God. Please tell me that this is a fake letter. My faith may have been damaged beyond what I can bear.domokunrox wrote:This picture I found on facebook invoked a great deal of laughter. Poorly reasoned piece of work.
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 5868_n.jpg
I got a particularly good laugh when the universe "suggests" that I began cultivating relationships and "improving conditions" for newcomers.
What obligations do I have for that? The mind boggles, friends.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
Re: Athiest's silly picture
It's far worse than you think. It implies the universe is intelligent enough to formulate such a letter to begin with.RickD wrote:Dom, this looks like an official letter. Have you authenticated the letter. The ramifications for all of us are life-changing, if this is an authentic letter, from the actual universe. It would prove that the universe is eternal, not God. Please tell me that this is a fake letter. My faith may have been damaged beyond what I can bear.domokunrox wrote:This picture I found on facebook invoked a great deal of laughter. Poorly reasoned piece of work.
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 5868_n.jpg
I got a particularly good laugh when the universe "suggests" that I began cultivating relationships and "improving conditions" for newcomers.
What obligations do I have for that? The mind boggles, friends.
Let us proclaim the mystery of our faith: Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
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RickD
OK, sheriff, I’m busted. Still, it seems like a hyphen might’ve helped; or “Form of Life” might make better sense, however awkward that would be.
Must I go to jail or will you accept my plea for probation?
OK, sheriff, I’m busted. Still, it seems like a hyphen might’ve helped; or “Form of Life” might make better sense, however awkward that would be.
Must I go to jail or will you accept my plea for probation?
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Byblos wrote:
Wow, that's deep! This throws a huge "monkey wrench" into my whole theology. So, with this belief, the universe wasn't created by a transcendent, intelligent being. The universe itself, is the intelligent being. Looks like pantheism may be true after all. Reincarnation ftw!!!!It's far worse than you think. It implies the universe is intelligent enough to formulate such a letter to begin with
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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In the immortal words of Douglas Adams, "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
Dogmatism is the comfortable intellectual framework of self-righteousness. Self-righteousness is more decadent than the worst sexual sin. ~ Dan Allender
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Coldblood, since the nature of your "crime" is so grievous, I sentence you to solitary confinement, while listening to a continuous loop of Jason Lisle videos.coldblood wrote:RickD
OK, sheriff, I’m busted. Still, it seems like a hyphen might’ve helped; or “Form of Life” might make better sense, however awkward that would be.
Must I go to jail or will you accept my plea for probation?
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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In the immortal words of Steven Wright, "My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."Canuckster1127 wrote:In the immortal words of Douglas Adams, "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Love Steven Wright. One of my favorite jokes (can I you even call them jokes? I don't know), he lives on a one way dead end street.RickD wrote:In the immortal words of Steven Wright, "My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."Canuckster1127 wrote:In the immortal words of Douglas Adams, "So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
Let us proclaim the mystery of our faith: Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
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Byblos wrote:It's far worse than you think. It implies the universe is intelligent enough to formulate such a letter to begin with.RickD wrote:Dom, this looks like an official letter. Have you authenticated the letter. The ramifications for all of us are life-changing, if this is an authentic letter, from the actual universe. It would prove that the universe is eternal, not God. Please tell me that this is a fake letter. My faith may have been damaged beyond what I can bear.domokunrox wrote:This picture I found on facebook invoked a great deal of laughter. Poorly reasoned piece of work.
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos- ... 5868_n.jpg
I got a particularly good laugh when the universe "suggests" that I began cultivating relationships and "improving conditions" for newcomers.
What obligations do I have for that? The mind boggles, friends.
Good point Byblos hehe.where did that information come from? Oh yea blind chance acting on dumb matter lol