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[bizzt]

It has been a while that I have been here well 5 days or so...

I am just so Happy that words cannot fathom the Joy I have

My Wife went into Labour on Saturday Morning and at 1:25am Sunday Morn my New Son Peter Ritchie Bissonette was Born!!! He weighed in at a Healthy 8lbs 6oz!

I just thought I would share my Joy with everyone!


Tim

[kateliz]

I'm so very happy for you and your wife! Do I get a cigar? Come on, don't rip me off!

For the past few days I had been wanting to ask you about the pregnancy and the coming birth, but just didn't. (Kind of weird, huh? And I hadn't even noticed you were gone! )

A precious life to care for come from God's heart to your wife's and your own! A bundle of Joy for the Buzzer! Maybe he'll take after his old man and be another Joy Buzzer; he probably already is! Let's just hope he doesn't buzz too much joy into that little diaper of his! And you'll have to report back here the first time he gets you in the face! I'd like to hear about that!

Remember his days are precious, and not to allow too many to be taken for granted. They grow up so quickly! *sniff* Every stinky diaper counts, (*sniff*,) as well as every burp-up. Come baby food time keep paper on the wall so you can frame a splatter. Ooo, you could put it in a shadow box! Wouldn't that be precious! Then be there with the video camera to catch his first word, "Bzzt!" Ahhhhh, I can imagine it now!

Little Peter Pumpkin Eater... something something something. Or is it different? Who knows. I wish the best for the Pumpkin Eater, the Joy Buzzer, and the poor woman who has to put up with you! God pity her soul.

And remember, we're waiting on those cigars! (I'd have to be taught how to use the contraption however.)

Much Joy to the Buzzer!

[bizzt]

I'm so very happy for you and your wife! Do I get a cigar? Come on, don't rip me off!

Nope no Cigar. I do not promote Cigar Smoking!!!

For the past few days I had been wanting to ask you about the pregnancy and the coming birth, but just didn't. (Kind of weird, huh? And I hadn't even noticed you were gone! )

Thanks for thinking of me. I am glad I have so much influence on you Of course that could be bad

A precious life to care for come from God's heart to your wife's and your own! A bundle of Joy for the Buzzer! Maybe he'll take after his old man and be another Joy Buzzer; he probably already is! Let's just hope he doesn't buzz too much joy into that little diaper of his! And you'll have to report back here the first time he gets you in the face! I'd like to hear about that!
LMAO... He already started with his Joy Buzzing especially the Diaper bit but he has not got me in my Face but he did get his!!! Some Day he will laugh at these baby stories!!!

Remember his days are precious, and not to allow too many to be taken for granted. They grow up so quickly! *sniff* Every stinky diaper counts, (*sniff*,) as well as every burp-up. Come baby food time keep paper on the wall so you can frame a splatter. Ooo, you could put it in a shadow box! Wouldn't that be precious! Then be there with the video camera to catch his first word, "Bzzt!" Ahhhhh, I can imagine it now!

Thanks Kate glad you have weird sense of humour keeps us other people looking Sane enough to Trust

Little Peter Pumpkin Eater... something something something. Or is it different? Who knows. I wish the best for the Pumpkin Eater, the Joy Buzzer, and the poor woman who has to put up with you! God pity her soul.

Yes I tried to call him that but My Wife gave me a dirty look. That was the end of that so now I call him Squirt! The Poor Woman is just as bad and not only does she put up with me but now has to put up with the Squirt!

And remember, we're waiting on those cigars! (I'd have to be taught how to use the contraption however.)

Much Joy to the Buzzer!

I would have to be Taught TOO!!!!!!!!!

[Dan]

God bless him, you, and your entire family! You have my blessings.

[kateliz]

He peed in his own face?!?! Wow, now that's a good baby story! Squirt's squirting must be pretty out of control to do that!

If you can't trust kateliz, who can you trust? My big toe, that's who! He's Mister L's evil twin, (my friend has Mister L himself,) but he's the most trustworthy being/thing that ever belonged to a foot! (Unless he lied to me about that, which now that I think of it is quite likely. )

And I agree about those cigars. Bubble gum cigarettes would be more appropriate I guess, but then why not just have plain bubble gum? We could, instead of toast, (my toaster's busted,) blow bubbles in Squirt's honor! Seems much more appropriate than smoking cigars, don't ya think?

Know what else? Bissonette sounds like bassonette! (However you spell it.) Coincidence? I think not! Remember, there is no such thing as coincidences!

Remember to get enough sleep too, (unlike I've been doing lately,) kay? We want you rearing to go on this threads! That is, unless that Poor Woman needs help with your Handful. When you have a Handful you need to do more than just lift one finger; you need all five! So help the Handful with one hand, (all five fingers,) and type with the other one! If men can multitask, you can do it. (Not intended to be an insult; I was just taking advantage of the opportunity to make fun!)

[Forge]

Peter Ritchie Bissonette

Just out of some curiosity, what ethnicity does "Bissonette" belong to?


Congrats, man. Have fun with Petey.

[bizzt]

Peter Ritchie Bissonette

Just out of some curiosity, what ethnicity does "Bissonette" belong to?


Congrats, man. Have fun with Petey.

"Bissonette" is both French and Irish. There is a Story behind that but we'll leave that out as Kate likes poking fun at Every Serious thing I have to offer.

Thanks Forge

[bizzt]

God bless him, you, and your entire family! You have my blessings.

Thanks Dan! Do you know if you wake up every Day and put a Blessing over that Child then they will grow up and be an upstanding Guy. Do you know the Israelites do that! Wow that is just amazing!!!

[bizzt]

He peed in his own face?!?! Wow, now that's a good baby story! Squirt's squirting must be pretty out of control to do that!

If you can't trust kateliz, who can you trust? My big toe, that's who! He's Mister L's evil twin, (my friend has Mister L himself,) but he's the most trustworthy being/thing that ever belonged to a foot! (Unless he lied to me about that, which now that I think of it is quite likely. )

And I agree about those cigars. Bubble gum cigarettes would be more appropriate I guess, but then why not just have plain bubble gum? We could, instead of toast, (my toaster's busted,) blow bubbles in Squirt's honor! Seems much more appropriate than smoking cigars, don't ya think?

Know what else? Bissonette sounds like bassonette! (However you spell it.) Coincidence? I think not! Remember, there is no such thing as coincidences!

Remember to get enough sleep too, (unlike I've been doing lately,) kay? We want you rearing to go on this threads! That is, unless that Poor Woman needs help with your Handful. When you have a Handful you need to do more than just lift one finger; you need all five! So help the Handful with one hand, (all five fingers,) and type with the other one! If men can multitask, you can do it. (Not intended to be an insult; I was just taking advantage of the opportunity to make fun!)

Kate I have to say you ramble on sometimes I think Mastermind likes that so look out!

[Forge]

Whoa, I somehow missed Kate's post. Weird

And... WTF, mate!?

[kateliz]

So no one's appreciating my humor right now. I'll stop bugging everyone with it. Sorry.

And Mastermind has been missing for awhile now too. Is that as odd as I think it is?

[bizzt]

So no one's appreciating my humor right now. I'll stop bugging everyone with it. Sorry.

And Mastermind has been missing for awhile now too. Is that as odd as I think it is?

My Dear your Humour is great. Really!! I am glad you are apart of this Board with your Humour! It allows people who are too Serious to relax a bit. Sometimes I just find it hard following your humour especially in long winded episodes of extremely intelligent yet crazy talking about things like your big toe being your evil step sister who defied your Mother. Some stuff like that I go and totally miss IT.

However Yes MM is missing in action we should go rescue him OR he is studying!!! that is so over Rated LOL

[kateliz]

Why thank you very much. But what about you saying you couldn't tell the story of your last name because of my joking, and then not even put your famous wink next to it if you weren't serious?

I have been rambling, and letting myself run with whatever comes to me. (Not sure if the moderators are too happy with that.) My Nanny Girls even sometimes tell me to stop goofing around and get serious! And they're six and ten! But, thankfully, they're pretty used to it now and we joke all the time. It is just so much fun to be light-hearted! I used to be quite serious all the time, but have gotten over it. And I do like to use humor to lighten things up when people need to cool down or relax. It works and it's fun, so why not! (Unless I'm the one upset.)

And no, my humor is not intelligent! It's stupid, and that's why it's so fun. Anything that pops into my mind is fair game, (but dangerous!) I'm glad you appreciate it because, Father knows I do! I seem to laugh twice as much as other people at my jokes. I laughed for at least an hour straight while writing things on a packing box of my brother's. In the '80's it had weight-lifting equipment in it and so had all sorts of good things like pictures and words to have fun with. I'll be sad when he finally opens it and throws away the box! And I do not believe it's vanity; I just prefer my own brand best.

stuff like that I go and totally miss IT.

Trust me, there's nothing to miss. If it sounds stupid, it is stupid!

But now I'll stop my rambling and free you all from having to read about me any further. (Hallelujah!) Wrong place, wrong time.

[bizzt]

Why thank you very much. But what about you saying you couldn't tell the story of your last name because of my joking, and then not even put your famous wink next to it if you weren't serious?

I have been rambling, and letting myself run with whatever comes to me. (Not sure if the moderators are too happy with that.) My Nanny Girls even sometimes tell me to stop goofing around and get serious! And they're six and ten! But, thankfully, they're pretty used to it now and we joke all the time. It is just so much fun to be light-hearted! I used to be quite serious all the time, but have gotten over it. And I do like to use humor to lighten things up when people need to cool down or relax. It works and it's fun, so why not! (Unless I'm the one upset.)

And no, my humor is not intelligent! It's stupid, and that's why it's so fun. Anything that pops into my mind is fair game, (but dangerous!) I'm glad you appreciate it because, Father knows I do! I seem to laugh twice as much as other people at my jokes. I laughed for at least an hour straight while writing things on a packing box of my brother's. In the '80's it had weight-lifting equipment in it and so had all sorts of good things like pictures and words to have fun with. I'll be sad when he finally opens it and throws away the box! And I do not believe it's vanity; I just prefer my own brand best.

stuff like that I go and totally miss IT.

Trust me, there's nothing to miss. If it sounds stupid, it is stupid!

But now I'll stop my rambling and free you all from having to read about me any further. (Hallelujah!) Wrong place, wrong time.

Kate I am glad you have entered into a Humour Filled Life instead of just plain Serious. It is definately a good thing :up

TTYL my friend

[Mastermind]

So no one's appreciating my humor right now. I'll stop bugging everyone with it. Sorry.

And Mastermind has been missing for awhile now too. Is that as odd as I think it is?

Miss me already?