Johnny and Dan were talking and Dan says that one day he would like to meet the Pope.
Johnny: No problem, me and the Pope are very good friends. I can take you to him.
Dan: Dude stop with that. You don't know the Pope.
Johnny: Ok then, let's go to Vatican and I will show you.
Dan: I'm going to Vatican with you and but I ain't going to the Pope with you. Just in case you don't know him and try to make a scandal, I don't want to get arrested.
Johnny: Fine by me.
[traveling to Vatican]
Dan: If you are so good of a friend with the Pope come out with him at his balcony and wave at the crowd. I'll stay here in the market and observe.
Johnny: Ok. Going now...
After 10 minutes Johnny and the Pope show up at the balcony waving at the crowd.
Dan is very surprised. At that point some Chinese tourists ask him: "Hey man, who is that guy sitting next to Johnny and waving at us?"
The Pope and Johnny
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wrain62
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Re: The Pope and Johnny
What we have at arm's length is tremendous, yet we always want more. Same thing with trust.
Romans 12:17 Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everybody.
Re: The Pope and Johnny
Am I the only who did not get either post? 
Let us proclaim the mystery of our faith: Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
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Re: The Pope and Johnny
??
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"I'm not saying scientists don't overstate their results. They do. And it's understandable, too...If you spend years working toward a certain goal and make no progress, of course you are going to spin your results in a positive light." Ivellious
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Re: The Pope and Johnny
Neither did I, Byb...no ideaAm I the only who did not get either post?
It would be a blessing if they missed the cairns and got lost on the way back. Or if
the Thing on the ice got them tonight.
I could only turn and stare in horror at the chief surgeon.
Death by starvation is a terrible thing, Goodsir, continued Stanley.
And with that we went below to the flame-flickering Darkness of the lower deck
and to a cold almost the equal of the Dante-esque Ninth Circle Arctic Night
without.
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the Thing on the ice got them tonight.
I could only turn and stare in horror at the chief surgeon.
Death by starvation is a terrible thing, Goodsir, continued Stanley.
And with that we went below to the flame-flickering Darkness of the lower deck
and to a cold almost the equal of the Dante-esque Ninth Circle Arctic Night
without.
//johnadavid.wordpress.com
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Re: The Pope and Johnny
I've heard the first one, merely a joke about how well known the first guy is, especially compared to the pope. I've heard a different version that elaborates on how the first guy knows so many people that he even knows the pope! and thus the joke about the dude recognizing him
second one...??
second one...??
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Re: The Pope and Johnny
there is no second one; it's only one joke
Re: The Pope and Johnny
The reference is to the 2nd post, not a 2nd joke.BryanH wrote:there is no second one; it's only one joke
Let us proclaim the mystery of our faith: Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.