Moses, Jesus and a poor old man were playing golf.
First goes Moses: he hits the ball like a real pro; the ball goes up in the air but falls in the water; Moses goes there, the water splits in half, he hits again and the ball goes very close to the hole.
Jesus: Jesus hits the ball like a real pro but the ball goes up into the air and hits water; Jesus goes towards the water, starts walking on water, the ball comes to surface and he hits. He hits again and the ball goes very close to the hole.
The poor old man: he was shaking and he hits the ball holding the club the other way around; the ball goes into the air but again it goes into the water; a fish swallows the ball; after that a seagull catches the fish and goes into midair; the seagull drops the fish near the hole; the fish spits the ball which enters the hole.
Moses to Jesus: Now you understand why I don't like playing golf with your father.
Golf with Moses and Jesus
Re: Golf with Moses and Jesus
You ruined the joke and the punchline... lol, I will fix it later!!! The point is not to say the names yet