Cheese jokes, I like them. I've told them to most other victims I'm aquatinted with recently, so now it's your turn.
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam
Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?
All the was left was de brie
What cheese do you use to coax a bear from a cave?
Camembert
What does cheese say when it look in the mirror?
Haloumi
Someone hit me with a piece of cheese in the pub last night
I said "that's mature!"
How do you eat Welsh cheese?
Caerphilly
And to keep in line with the forum focus I should mention Swiss cheese as it's the holiest of the cheeses.
Sorry, I'll stop now.
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Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
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Re: Cheese Jokes
You're punny! And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
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I didn't get those jokes. They went whey over my head. 
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
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St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
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Where does a cheese billionaire live?
Roquefort
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Gouda you give me your telephone number? (say it with a Hindi accent.)
Roquefort
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Gouda you give me your telephone number? (say it with a Hindi accent.)
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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
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Lol Rick, it's not as funny when explained but here you go:RickD wrote:I didn't get those jokes. They went whey over my head.
Edam = Made backwardsWhat cheese is made backwards?
Edam
de brie sounds like debrisDid you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?
All the was left was de brie
Camembert sounds like Come on bearWhat cheese do you use to coax a bear from a cave?
Camembert
Haloumi sounds like Hello MeWhat does cheese say when it look in the mirror?
Haloumi
Like wine, cheese matures.Someone hit me with a piece of cheese in the pub last night
I said "that's mature!"
Carefully.How do you eat Welsh cheese?
Caerphilly
Holiest as in full of holes.Swiss cheese as it's the holiest of the cheeses.
Let us proclaim the mystery of our faith: Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
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Re: Cheese Jokes
Byblos, I said:
I didn't get those jokes. They went whey over my head.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Thank you so much for not making me look so gooda.RickD wrote:Byblos, I said:I didn't get those jokes. They went whey over my head.
Let us proclaim the mystery of our faith: Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
Lord I am not worthy that you should enter under my roof, but only say the word and my soul shall be healed.
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Re: Cheese Jokes
I'm too sober to think this is clever, I'm going to need morbier 
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
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More beer. HahaLa Volpe wrote:I'm too sober to think this is clever, I'm going to need morbier
But, shouldn't one should drink wine with cheese?
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony