RECENTLY DISCOVERED WARBLER ADDS CREDENCE TO DARWIN'S THEORY
LONDON - Theodore Montgomery Scott III (a.k.a. "Great Scott"), on a recent expedition to Holismokes (Glorioso Islands), discovered an astounding leap in avian evolution. Scientists say the new find is almost incontrovertible proof that the Cambrian Explosion did in fact occur, and that we may be on the verge of another such event. "The first sightings were sketchy at best," says Scott, "and the bird has been extremely hard to observe, especially in flight." Small vapor trails along the island sandbars led to the discovery. The call note, as yet undescribed, is distorted and heard only after the bird flies by. There is much to be learned about the biology of this new species, but gaseous emmisions are sure to be a part of it. Scott and his team had to return to the island 3 times to obtain photographic evidence of the creature, the last visit with an ultra highspeed camera. The result - the only photo of this elusive new species...
Warp Warbler (Hyperbole jovialis)