The jokes in this conversation are not funny at all. Have you guys been drinking the Mass wine again?
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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
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Of course not FL. We can't drink wine during Lent.Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:The jokes in this conversation are not funny at all. Have you guys been drinking the Mass wine again?
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24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
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24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
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Let's have fun and tease Rick.RickD wrote: Silver, part of the joke on my part was teasing you. If you play along, it's much more fun.
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-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
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-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
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Bring it on Hana! But you had better be ready for war!1over137 wrote:Let's have fun and tease Rick.RickD wrote: Silver, part of the joke on my part was teasing you. If you play along, it's much more fun.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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A war? Where is your playing along?RickD wrote:Bring it on Hana! But you had better be ready for war!1over137 wrote:Let's have fun and tease Rick.RickD wrote: Silver, part of the joke on my part was teasing you. If you play along, it's much more fun.
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
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Now THAT make me laugh. I don't know why Rick didn't get it!1over137 wrote:Cinderella was picking peas and lentils or what from the ground and putting separately in bowls. Pigeons came to help her.
Snow White has to do with snow, ergo freezer?
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There is only 1 Snow White after all. Lucky dwarf!Silvertusk wrote:In a recent survey they found that 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
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You see Rick, you see?Kurieuo wrote:Now THAT make me laugh. I don't know why Rick didn't get it!1over137 wrote:Cinderella was picking peas and lentils or what from the ground and putting separately in bowls. Pigeons came to help her.
Snow White has to do with snow, ergo freezer?
And you think you are master of fun.
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
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Bart Simpson.1over137 wrote:Caramba.