A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... released

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A new fragrance designed by John Calvin Klein... released

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I saw this one and had a good laugh thought of sending a bottle to Rick for Christmas!

(In no way is it meant to offend anyone - if if does - I'll delete it pronto)

New Fragrance for Calvinist Men

Its only humor that real klowns love !!!

LLU --> Let's Lighten up :lol: :P


The new Arminian fragrance will be released as well too - you may buy it for free or you may not :lol:
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I also heard there's a new Free Grace cologne. You only have to put it on once, and it will never lose its fragrance. :ssorry:
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Or the Jehovah's Witness cologne? It's only sold by door to door salesmen. :wave:
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Or the new catholic one simply called "Purgatory" which smells awful when you first put it on but then smells sweeter after some time has passed.
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Or, the new Welsh cologne for men. Its smell attracts sheep.
Baaaaaaaaa!
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Eau de Ovine?

That Lamb-I-Am, I sure do like that Lamb-I-Am ..."
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RickD wrote:Or the Jehovah's Witness cologne? It's only sold by door to door salesmen. :wave:
"Ding-dong" ... "Watchtower calling."

If it's the Amway cologne do you have to let them "Show the plan" before you can buy it? At least the acronym LOC still works (Liquid Organic Cleaner becomes Liquid Organic Cologne).
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PeteSinCA wrote:
RickD wrote:Or the Jehovah's Witness cologne? It's only sold by door to door salesmen. :wave:
"Ding-dong" ... "Watchtower calling."

If it's the Amway cologne do you have to let them "Show the plan" before you can buy it? At least the acronym LOC still works (Liquid Organic Cleaner becomes Liquid Organic Cologne).
When I was younger, I had a close relative who sold Amway products. She became so annoying with it, that family members were avoiding her like the plague. :titanic:
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