dear katliz
will it about time wow you are scary looking as i thought. ALL THIS TIME and you finally got to putting it up now. The rest of you have to put your pictures up who haven't already. Katie we all now you have a foot odor so please don't take picture of your feet. I though you had a beard but glad you don't. See it not just me you have other stalkers now it is a fan club "katie stalker club."
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Snore.Prodigal Son wrote:
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dear katliz
will it about time wow you are scary looking as i thought. ALL THIS TIME and you finally got to putting it up now. The rest of you have to put your pictures up who haven't already. Katie we all now you have a foot odor so please don't take picture of your feet.
Since you also live in MN, you guys should hang out.Now, we don't know that....I though you had a beard but glad you don't.
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kateliz
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"You're too kind."
Well, now that you've all discovered my secret hobby, (playing a child-clown at a top-secret circus,) I'll have to send a virus out, crash all your computers, and crash wherever the memory for this site is stored, (server? something like that? see how stupid I am? Oh, well, I guess that was obvious long enough ago.) Now only to figure out how to do it....
No one's asking for my full face! And ya know, I had a plan after originally picking out pictures. First I'd be looking down, then I'd have a pig-nose, then I'd have another somehow screwed-up [I wrote s-c-r-e-w-e-d, but it put "doomed" instead. KURIEUO! PROBLEM HERE!) picture looking up but no pig-nose, and then I was going to post a full one. You see, I had big plans, and now they're down the drain!
Gee thanks!
Yes, in real life I do have a beard. And stinky feet. And green scaly skin on my scalp hiding under my hair. Oh, and my knee is pierced. (
Worse decision I ever made! I don't have full range of motion anymore. I figured, "if hospitals can put screws into your knees, I can put a knee-ring.") And I have... horns. They didn't spank me when I came out, they screamed and dropped me on my head!
Well, now that you've all discovered my secret hobby, (playing a child-clown at a top-secret circus,) I'll have to send a virus out, crash all your computers, and crash wherever the memory for this site is stored, (server? something like that? see how stupid I am? Oh, well, I guess that was obvious long enough ago.) Now only to figure out how to do it....
No one's asking for my full face! And ya know, I had a plan after originally picking out pictures. First I'd be looking down, then I'd have a pig-nose, then I'd have another somehow screwed-up [I wrote s-c-r-e-w-e-d, but it put "doomed" instead. KURIEUO! PROBLEM HERE!) picture looking up but no pig-nose, and then I was going to post a full one. You see, I had big plans, and now they're down the drain!
Gee thanks! Yes, in real life I do have a beard. And stinky feet. And green scaly skin on my scalp hiding under my hair. Oh, and my knee is pierced. (
Worse decision I ever made! I don't have full range of motion anymore. I figured, "if hospitals can put screws into your knees, I can put a knee-ring.") And I have... horns. They didn't spank me when I came out, they screamed and dropped me on my head! With her? Never. That looney? Impossible! We'd argue nonstop and find ourselves yelling at eachother in the car on the freeway over abortion. Oh, and she'd always be telling me how stinky I am. Why some people can't accept a little whiff of B.O. is beyond me. Then she'd harrass me about being a "bush lover" when, personally, I prefer shrubbery. No, it'd never work. It's bad enough she lives so close.o cho me a home where the crazies (with horns) don't roam wrote:Since you also live in MN, you guys should hang out.
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kateliz
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I know another two who should do that, or at least something similar. That issue needs to be resolved sometime soon here. Maybe there should be an intervention in an official thread on it. Hmmmm. Or, maybe civility can reign by itself, unprovoked by anyone but itself. Sorry to be a damper by getting serious and bringing that up, but it concerns me that it still continues.
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Re: RE:
"I shall destroy the world with my secret weapon...ketchup"Ark~Magic wrote:Felgar looks like some sneaky madman.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."
He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin
-Winston Churchill
An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.
You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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kateliz
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Hey, yeah! And in my fridge he said that he "Doesn't Help Broccoli." Now, as a Christian I find that to be a very mean thing to do. I believe he is a sneaky madman! What kind of person would go claiming to be Christian, moderate a Christian forum, and yet refuse, out of prejudice, to not help something as innocent as broccoli? Something's rotten in the state of Denmark, and it's not the moldly eggs in the back of the fridge! 
Or the rotten milk in the side door! Or the rank meat misplaced in the vegtable drawer! (Man, do I need to clean my fridge out or what!)
But wait a second, what kind of Christian would be hiding out in all of our fridges? Must be a sneaky madman, armed with ketchup, preparing to destroy us all. I think I'll take the doctor's advice and finally put locks on the fridge doors.
Now it's ocho's turn! Face up, buddy! Face the music! Show us what you got! Reveal thyself, and thy disfigured mug!
Ya know what, (boy am I chatty,) I feel, by being able to see all you guys, that we really are one big friendly family. Ohhhh, group hug!
Or the rotten milk in the side door! Or the rank meat misplaced in the vegtable drawer! (Man, do I need to clean my fridge out or what!)But wait a second, what kind of Christian would be hiding out in all of our fridges? Must be a sneaky madman, armed with ketchup, preparing to destroy us all. I think I'll take the doctor's advice and finally put locks on the fridge doors.
Now it's ocho's turn! Face up, buddy! Face the music! Show us what you got! Reveal thyself, and thy disfigured mug!
Ya know what, (boy am I chatty,) I feel, by being able to see all you guys, that we really are one big friendly family. Ohhhh, group hug!
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Well, you've probably seen me in the +15, I bet.bizzt wrote:I have to say he does look Familiar
LOL... Nice one guys. I do actually have plans for global (well, downtown Calgary at least) domination.
Looking back I do look a little sneaky in that pic. I was really just delighted to find some real ketchup at the time.
Notice the jacket which was given on behalf of a youth charity for participation in their events...
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OUCH Nasty!!! Now I don't go for small time Gang Operations here if I was going to get into Domination then Alberta would be Good Enough for me. With a 7 -10 Billion Dollar Surplus at my Disposal I could Do ANYTHINGkateliz wrote:Downtown Calgary domination? Hmmm. So you're going to throw a giant net over it and turn it into your own personal people zoo? Make sure to get Bug Zapper in there too. I think it'd be kind of fun to see him locked up like the animal he is. Feed him green gruel and refuse him flee baths!
MUHHHHAAAHAAAHAAA.
I feel sorry for Pig Face though. Her Domination is the fleas on her... er... Forget about it