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Ok,

My son has been using my Lenovo laptop. Now when we enter the password to log on, this message pops up:

"The User Profile Service service failed the logon.

User profile cannot be loaded."

Any ideas?

I tried restarting.
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RickD wrote:Ok,

My son has been using my Lenovo laptop. Now when we enter the password to log on, this message pops up:

"The User Profile Service service failed the logon.

User profile cannot be loaded."

Any ideas?

I tried restarting.
Can you log in using a different user, maybe as admin? It seems his profile is corrupted or you have a virus.
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Byblos wrote:
RickD wrote:Ok,

My son has been using my Lenovo laptop. Now when we enter the password to log on, this message pops up:

"The User Profile Service service failed the logon.

User profile cannot be loaded."

Any ideas?

I tried restarting.
Can you log in using a different user, maybe as admin? It seems his profile is corrupted or you have a virus.
No, I only set up myself as a user.
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Answer: Lenovo
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jlay wrote:Answer: Lenovo
If I have to call Lenovo Customer no service, I will. But I'd actually rather get a root canal. I was hoping one of you geeks could help me first. I run windows 7. Does that make a difference?
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If you want anything done right, do it yourself.

I fixed it myself, no thanks to you geniuses. :shakehead:

I had a windows update on 5/6. I just had to restart my computer to before that date.

I guess I'm not as computer illiterate as I thought I was. :lol:
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Good morning. What's going on? :esmile:
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1over137 wrote:Good morning. What's going on? :esmile:
Hana,

I'm afraid you're a day late, and a dollar short.
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RickD wrote:
1over137 wrote:Good morning. What's going on? :esmile:
Hana,

I'm afraid you're a day late, and a dollar short.
"Idiom Definitions for 'A day late and a dollar short'
If something is a day late and a dollar short, it is too little, too late."
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My advice to you is stay away from windoze internet exploder. ;)
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Gman wrote:My advice to you is stay away from windoze internet exploder. ;)
I uz teh evil Moozilla!
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Gman wrote:My advice to you is stay away from windoze internet exploder. ;)
Esp, with old windows like XP and even older. Not secure any more.
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
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