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Re: Prayers please

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I will pray that you grow a pair.

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RickD wrote:
melanie wrote:
RickD wrote:Hi all,

I need you to keep me in your prayers. I feel like I'm losing my mojo with the women. Usually when I post a joke here, or make a joke in "real life", the women really enjoy my sense of humor. I don't know what to do. I posted, using my usual biting sarcasm, and Melanie didn't find my joke funny. See?
http://discussions.godandscience.org/vi ... ng#p155762

I'm short, ugly, poor, and now my jokes don't make women laugh. What can I do? If my sense of humor is failing me, I have nothing left in life! I am a poor, poor soul!

Please pray for my mojo to return.
You will be in my prayers Rick
We must not and can not have you losing your mojo with the women ;) and your being far to hard on yourself, ugly, short, poor and mildly, ocassionally, slighty amusing is understated and not nearly appreciated enough :P
I read back your response and guess what I laughed y>:D< Think I needed to take the bit too serious pole outta my derriere.
Your other material may need a little work but gotta give you props for trying.

I have a joke for you, not my best material but my other's may be a little inappropriate

How did pinocchio know he was made of wood?
His hand caught fire
Thank you Melanie. y>:D<

And as for your joke, have you ever heard the saying, "some things are better left unsaid"?
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Yes indeed I have, to the tune of unclothed women in need of a good shirt to iron and poor misunderstood wooden puppets :mrgreen:
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Rick, I like jokes like this:

What is black - white - black - white - ...?

A penguin rolling down the hill.


(This was my first English joke I learned)
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1over137 wrote:Rick, I like jokes like this:

What is black - white - black - white - ...?

A penguin rolling down the hill.


(This was my first English joke I learned)
Ok. Then you'll probably like this one.

What is red and green and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.
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No, that one is disgusting.
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21

For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
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Re: Prayers please

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PaulSacramento wrote:I will pray that you grow a pair.

:knitting:
I'm not familiar with that phrase. Is that a Canadian idiom?
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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-Edward R Murrow




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