A Chicano + A Muslim = what?

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melanie wrote:So what comes first FL the chicken or the egg?
Ah...a trick question!

Neither came first. ''First'' in evolutionary theory is nonsensical, except at the very beginning. The chicken evolved from the proto-chicken, which just evolved from its previous form, all the way down to the chemicals in the primordial soup.

No soup for me, thank you.

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Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:
melanie wrote:So what comes first FL the chicken or the egg?
Ah...a trick question!

Neither came first. ''First'' in evolutionary theory is nonsensical, except at the very beginning. The chicken evolved from the proto-chicken, which just evolved from its previous form, all the way down to the chemicals in the primordial soup.

No soup for me, thank you.

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Haha NO SOUP FOR YOU!
I'm having a Seinfeld soup nazi moment :lol:
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melanie wrote: Haha NO SOUP FOR YOU!
I'm having a Seinfeld soup nazi moment :lol:
I don't understand. My aging mind doesn't understand the comment of a blonde woman.

I'm worried. I need to consult a neurologist.

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Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:
melanie wrote: Haha NO SOUP FOR YOU!
I'm having a Seinfeld soup nazi moment :lol:
I don't understand. My ageing mind doesn't understand the comment of a blonde woman.

I'm worried. I need to consult a neurologist.

FL :wheelchair:
It's not your aging mind. And it's not because she's blonde. All women are hard to understand. But at your age, you should be able to understand women better.
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RickD wrote:It's not your aging mind. And it's not because she's blonde. All women are hard to understand. But at your age, you should be able to understand women better.
I think that you are going to get into trouble. Both melanie & Dr No are blonde.

On another front, just before my father died, he started having trouble spelling simple words like ''aging''. I've noticed that the same problem has now affected me, along with halting speech in English & Spanish. So far, my French has not been affected. Maybe I should document this for G&S...

I'M GONNA DIE!

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y:O2 oh now you're getting down and dirty with the jokes., you're in Phillips playfield now with the "illegals" in the country :pound:
And so what's so funny about one believing our country ought to uphold the laws of the land, that we should expect people to obey our legal process for immigration?
:pound: i knew i would get a rise from you on this one., i'm just :poke: teasing you., don't worry, your country is safe for the next 25-50 years, but after that, we'll be overrun by the old worlds, yours and mine too
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:pound: i knew i would get a rise from you on this one., i'm just :poke: teasing you., don't worry, your country is safe for the next 25-50 years, but after that, we'll be overrun by the old worlds, yours and mine too
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Philip wrote:
:pound: i knew i would get a rise from you on this one., i'm just :poke: teasing you., don't worry, your country is safe for the next 25-50 years, but after that, we'll be overrun by the old worlds, yours and mine too
Never trust a wolf in a zoot suit! :lol:
y:-? what's a zoot-suit?

you mean a TACUCHE

a tirilongo in a tacuche

a resortes in tramos

zoot-suit is a popular media and mainstream term

TACUCHE is the Mex-Am version, unlike Clark Gable and Gone With The Wind

just an FYI my brother 8)

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I am not blonde. I have brown hair with melír on it.
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1over137 wrote:I am not blonde. I have brown hair with melír on it.
Me too Hana! Except my melír isn't blonde highlights. It's gray. Maybe I'll go blonde. y:-?
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RickD wrote:
1over137 wrote:I am not blonde. I have brown hair with melír on it.
Me too Hana! Except my melír isn't blonde highlights. It's gray. Maybe I'll go blonde. y:-?
You know Rick. I covered my natural grey with it.
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1over137 wrote:
RickD wrote:
1over137 wrote:I am not blonde. I have brown hair with melír on it.
Me too Hana! Except my melír isn't blonde highlights. It's gray. Maybe I'll go blonde. y:-?
You know Rick. I covered my natural grey with it.
I don't believe that for one minute Hana! You are much too young to have...oh wait, you're 30. Never mind. :mrgreen:
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Genetics Rick. My father was totally grey in his 30s.
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Ok, did you guys know eagles mate for life ? Well, they do, and a male eagle lost his mate and in about a month was feeling pretty darn frisky...

looked out over the water, saw a loon and said yeah, that might do ...
swooped out over the water snatched the loon and threw it in his nest... loon looked up and said I'm a loon and for you, I'll croon ... eagle said nope, not quite it ...

2 days go by, feeling friskier yet... looks over the land and sees a dove...thinks to himself now this might just be it ! ...
swooped out over the land, snatched the dove, threw it in his nest and the dove looks up and says I'm a dove and I make love ... eagle thinks... closer, but no cigar...

2 more days go by, eagle is near end of his rope, looks out again and sees a DUCK ... why didn't I think of this first ?
swoops out over the water, snatched the DUCK, throws it in his nest, and the DUCK looks up and says... I'm a drake, you made a mistake ! y:O2

This is a family site .. yes ? :lol:
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I love you!

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