I will share with you a birthday poem I wrote to my friend. It was customized for her, but I'm sure you can fit yourself in there somewhere:
Ode to the Old
Losing your key,
Forgetting to pee,
These are the ill-fated expectations for thee!
Finding your new
Little way to "get down,"
Despite other people
Beginning to frown!
So cute and so dear,
Please do not fear
The new reflection
You've found in the mirror!
Age may bring the wrath of time,
But farting quite often isn't a crime!
Happy birthday Zee!
Oh, and a quote from Mark Twain: "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."
And here's more encouragement: "People remain what they are even if their faces fall apart." -Bertolt Brecht
