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An atheist professor was teaching a college class and he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God.

He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

Ten minutes went by.

The professor kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting."

He got down to the last couple of minutes and a Marine just released from active duty, and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform.

The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine replied, "God was busy, so He sent me."

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why is that funny..? there was no point whatsoever. even if it would´ve been jesus who was knocked down by an atheist it´s not funny..

and I thought god was almighty. how could he´ve been busy..
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:lol: I was thinking the same thing, but the seriousness with which you took it just made it funny for me... ;)
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Did it ever pop into swedish's head that...maybe the humor and jokes site...is meant for jokes?
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Post by beckyandretti »

I love that joke, could be that I grew up with Marines and happen to wear the dogtags of a Marine but thats beside the point.
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:roll:

Thanks Becky. I was just looking for the Laugh but people get so serious sometimes they forget to Laugh :? :)

Oh well what can you do :wink:
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AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Did it ever pop into swedish's head that...maybe the humor and jokes site...is meant for jokes?
that´s what I thought too.
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Post by AttentionKMartShoppers »

Then your density must exceed that of depleted uranium.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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Post by BGoodForGoodSake »

AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Then your density must exceed that of depleted uranium.
Ha!

sorry that was funny.
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AttentionKMartShoppers wrote:Then your density must exceed that of depleted uranium.
Oh My!!! :)
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