I couldn't come up with an answer to that one. I don't know what chemise is.Audie wrote:BETTER NOT say what you'd do in the duck scenario.RickD wrote:If I dropped the turkey on the floor in front of everyone, the only proper thing to do is urinate on it in front of everyone. Urine kills all bacteria. Then it's safe to eat.Audie wrote:Suppose you bring in the Christmas turkey, and just before getting to the table, it slides off onto the floor in full horrified view of all guests?
Declare dinner over, or, scoop it up and say, "Oh, its ok, I will just go back and get the other one."
Second Q, even harder:
WHAT do you say if, while carving the roast mallard at a fine dinner, it slips off the plate and onto the lap of the lady guest of honour's chemise dress?
There is only one correct line. Few men would think of it in time, being possessed, as is their wont, of only staircase wit*, or as our French friends would phrase it, "spirit of the escalator".**
* if that
**http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier
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Re: five second rule
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
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St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
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Re: five second rule
You are French, and dont wear chemise????RickD wrote:I couldn't come up with an answer to that one. I don't know what chemise is.Audie wrote:BETTER NOT say what you'd do in the duck scenario.RickD wrote:If I dropped the turkey on the floor in front of everyone, the only proper thing to do is urinate on it in front of everyone. Urine kills all bacteria. Then it's safe to eat.Audie wrote:Suppose you bring in the Christmas turkey, and just before getting to the table, it slides off onto the floor in full horrified view of all guests?
Declare dinner over, or, scoop it up and say, "Oh, its ok, I will just go back and get the other one."
Second Q, even harder:
WHAT do you say if, while carving the roast mallard at a fine dinner, it slips off the plate and onto the lap of the lady guest of honour's chemise dress?
There is only one correct line. Few men would think of it in time, being possessed, as is their wont, of only staircase wit*, or as our French friends would phrase it, "spirit of the escalator".**
* if that
**http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier
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Re: five second rule
French?!!? You called me French? I've never been so insulted! You're on my ig list!Audie wrote:You are French, and dont wear chemise????RickD wrote:I couldn't come up with an answer to that one. I don't know what chemise is.Audie wrote:BETTER NOT say what you'd do in the duck scenario.RickD wrote:If I dropped the turkey on the floor in front of everyone, the only proper thing to do is urinate on it in front of everyone. Urine kills all bacteria. Then it's safe to eat.Audie wrote:Suppose you bring in the Christmas turkey, and just before getting to the table, it slides off onto the floor in full horrified view of all guests?
Declare dinner over, or, scoop it up and say, "Oh, its ok, I will just go back and get the other one."
Second Q, even harder:
WHAT do you say if, while carving the roast mallard at a fine dinner, it slips off the plate and onto the lap of the lady guest of honour's chemise dress?
There is only one correct line. Few men would think of it in time, being possessed, as is their wont, of only staircase wit*, or as our French friends would phrase it, "spirit of the escalator".**
* if that
**//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: five second rule
SEE? She thinks you are French because you live in FLORIDA. What did I tell you about the ethnic cleansing in your state? All Florida south of Okeechobee has been taken over by foreigners.Audie wrote:You are French, and dont wear chemise????
Move north, gringo.
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Re: five second rule
Oh nonsense, I recognize him as French; he has that certain Je ne sais quoi.Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:SEE? She thinks you are French because you live in FLORIDA. What did I tell you about the ethnic cleansing in your state? All Florida south of Okeechobee has been taken over by foreigners.Audie wrote:You are French, and dont wear chemise????
Move north, gringo.
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Re: five second rule
Ricardo ain't no Frog. I have a Frogdar* and assure you of that. Anyway, Chinadoll, you're on my ig list.Audie wrote:Oh nonsense, I recognize him as French; he has that certain Je ne sais quoi.
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Re: five second rule
Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:Ricardo ain't no Frog. I have a Frogdar* and assure you of that. Anyway, Chinadoll, you're on my ig list.Audie wrote:Oh nonsense, I recognize him as French; he has that certain Je ne sais quoi.
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Frogdar: Frog Radar...we need a French flag smiley.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: five second rule
I would put the turkey back into stove
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
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Re: five second rule
RickD wrote:If I dropped the turkey on the floor in front of everyone, the only proper thing to do is urinate on it in front of everyone. Urine kills all bacteria. Then it's safe to eat.Audie wrote:Suppose you bring in the Christmas turkey, and just before getting to the table, it slides off onto the floor in full horrified view of all guests?
Declare dinner over, or, scoop it up and say, "Oh, its ok, I will just go back and get the other one."
Second Q, even harder:
WHAT do you say if, while carving the roast mallard at a fine dinner, it slips off the plate and onto the lap of the lady guest of honour's chemise dress?
There is only one correct line. Few men would think of it in time, being possessed, as is their wont, of only staircase wit*, or as our French friends would phrase it, "spirit of the escalator".**
* if that
**http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier
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Re: five second rule
What kind of woman doesn't know the difference between a stove and an oven? You need to spend more time in the kitchen!1over137 wrote:I would put the turkey back into stove
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: five second rule
Actually, I do understand difference between sporák and rúra. Just had it mixed in English yesterday.RickD wrote:What kind of woman doesn't know the difference between a stove and an oven? You need to spend more time in the kitchen!1over137 wrote:I would put the turkey back into stove
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
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Re: five second rule
I laughed hard yesterday. I admit as well.Silvertusk wrote:RickD wrote:If I dropped the turkey on the floor in front of everyone, the only proper thing to do is urinate on it in front of everyone. Urine kills all bacteria. Then it's safe to eat.Audie wrote:Suppose you bring in the Christmas turkey, and just before getting to the table, it slides off onto the floor in full horrified view of all guests?
Declare dinner over, or, scoop it up and say, "Oh, its ok, I will just go back and get the other one."
Second Q, even harder:
WHAT do you say if, while carving the roast mallard at a fine dinner, it slips off the plate and onto the lap of the lady guest of honour's chemise dress?
There is only one correct line. Few men would think of it in time, being possessed, as is their wont, of only staircase wit*, or as our French friends would phrase it, "spirit of the escalator".**
* if that
**http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27esprit_de_l%27escalier
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart