PROOF God Exists!

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PROOF God Exists!

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With actual photos!

But he looks nothing like you might think: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... gency.html
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Well, doesn't that just take the cake!!!

Jesus is a Hispanic gardener, And God is a Russian jeweler.

Funny though...I would've thought God's credit score would've been perfect. 820 seems low for God. y:-?
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It is, He is just being humble.
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Funny though...I would've thought God's credit score would've been perfect. 820 seems low for God. y:-?
Hee hee - I wonder if the ones vetting "God's" credit score felt any pressure to greenlight his loan?
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Philip wrote:
Funny though...I would've thought God's credit score would've been perfect. 820 seems low for God. y:-?
Hee hee - I wonder if the ones vetting "God's" credit score felt any pressure to greenlight his loan?
I doubt it. Aren't all bankers working for the devil? :twisted:
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-Edward R Murrow




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