With actual photos!
But he looks nothing like you might think: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... gency.html
PROOF God Exists!
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Re: PROOF God Exists!
Well, doesn't that just take the cake!!!
Jesus is a Hispanic gardener, And God is a Russian jeweler.
Funny though...I would've thought God's credit score would've been perfect. 820 seems low for God.
Jesus is a Hispanic gardener, And God is a Russian jeweler.
Funny though...I would've thought God's credit score would've been perfect. 820 seems low for God.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: PROOF God Exists!
It is, He is just being humble.
Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof - Kahlil Gibran
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Hee hee - I wonder if the ones vetting "God's" credit score felt any pressure to greenlight his loan?Funny though...I would've thought God's credit score would've been perfect. 820 seems low for God.
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I doubt it. Aren't all bankers working for the devil?Philip wrote:Hee hee - I wonder if the ones vetting "God's" credit score felt any pressure to greenlight his loan?Funny though...I would've thought God's credit score would've been perfect. 820 seems low for God.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony