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I don't get it. Looks like it stuck some boxers on it's head! :lol:
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It's an evolving automobile
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Hmmm....
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It's obviously a doctored pic
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Nah, I don't think it is! I myself made a running wagon, (with all four wheels running,) several years ago. But... I didn't put boxers on it! Only problem was that the kids I was using it to transport, (to a wolf who was paying me,) kept falling off. As a result they got banged up and dirty, and the wolf, who was a rather high-class sophisticated one, refused to accept them. I then had to just dump them off all tied up like they were in a large garbage bin at a construction site. I don't think they were ever found. Hmm. Oh well! What can one do when in such a situation anyway?


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kateliz wrote:Nah, I don't think it is! I myself made a running wagon, (with all four wheels running,) several years ago. But... I didn't put boxers on it! Only problem was that the kids I was using it to transport, (to a wolf who was paying me,) kept falling off. As a result they got banged up and dirty, and the wolf, who was a rather high-class sophisticated one, refused to accept them. I then had to just dump them off all tied up like they were in a large garbage bin at a construction site. I don't think they were ever found. Hmm. Oh well! What can one do when in such a situation anyway?


(Just to let those who may be too alarmed know, this is a joke. :P )
They are Boxers :lol: I totally thought it was a Cape :lol:

And the ending of your Quote WOW... Thanks for Clearing it up :wink: :lol:
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OH, they are boxers! I too thought it was a cape.
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

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You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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kateliz wrote:Nah, I don't think it is! I myself made a running wagon, (with all four wheels running,) several years ago. But... I didn't put boxers on it! Only problem was that the kids I was using it to transport, (to a wolf who was paying me,) kept falling off. As a result they got banged up and dirty, and the wolf, who was a rather high-class sophisticated one, refused to accept them. I then had to just dump them off all tied up like they were in a large garbage bin at a construction site. I don't think they were ever found. Hmm. Oh well! What can one do when in such a situation anyway?


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:lol: nice
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Bug wrote:And the ending of your Quote WOW... Thanks for Clearing it up
:lol:

But no, the "boxers" look to me like some depiction I've seen a few times of some kind of creature evolving. Can't remember, but it looks very familiar. However, I could be wrong! (Probably boxers, and he probably just came from a frat party. :wink: )
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kateliz wrote:
Bug wrote:And the ending of your Quote WOW... Thanks for Clearing it up
:lol:

But no, the "boxers" look to me like some depiction I've seen a few times of some kind of creature evolving. Can't remember, but it looks very familiar. However, I could be wrong! (Probably boxers, and he probably just came from a frat party. :wink: )
They probably spilled some drinks on it so taped it onto the back of the Truckasaur to dry it off.
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kateliz wrote:
Bug wrote:And the ending of your Quote WOW... Thanks for Clearing it up
:lol:

But no, the "boxers" look to me like some depiction I've seen a few times of some kind of creature evolving. Can't remember, but it looks very familiar. However, I could be wrong! (Probably boxers, and he probably just came from a frat party. :wink: )
Maybe a triboxertops?
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what in the world...
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

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Bgood wrote:They probably spilled some drinks on it so taped it onto the back of the Truckasaur to dry it off.
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