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If God was a member on this website how would we know?

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How would we know if we were chatting with God right now? I mean it's not like he can't use the internet or anything... :shock:
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I'm pretty sure God's not a member...


But I think there's a few antichrists here. :shock:
John 5:24
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RickD wrote:I'm pretty sure God's not a member...


But I think there's a few antichrists here. :shock:
Say God joins godandscience.com, would he become a mod instantly? Would he be a regular member? y:-?
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Bluejay4 wrote:
RickD wrote:I'm pretty sure God's not a member...


But I think there's a few antichrists here. :shock:
Say God joins godandscience.com, would he become a mod instantly? Would he be a regular member? y:-?
I'd probably ban Him. I hate people who are always right!
:mrgreen:
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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RickD wrote:
Bluejay4 wrote:
RickD wrote:I'm pretty sure God's not a member...


But I think there's a few antichrists here. :shock:
Say God joins godandscience.com, would he become a mod instantly? Would he be a regular member? y:-?
I'd probably ban Him. I hate people who are always right!
:mrgreen:
Then he reality warps you out of existence... :mrgreen:
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Are any of us real on here? Or are we just data? Pixels?

Anyway God is here. He's the forum.
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Storyteller wrote:Are any of us real on here? Or are we just data? Pixels?

Anyway God is here. He's the forum.
New rule from now on...

No more women members! :knitting:
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Bluejay4 wrote:How would we know if we were chatting with God right now? I mean it's not like he can't use the internet or anything... :shock:
He would be the one using his voice....without needing voice chat ;)
And the one who would be too busy answering pm's to post publically.

There would be alot of people saying..
'Geez, Nessa! Just leave God alone!' :shakehead:

Of course He'd be like 'Don't stop her from coming to me' :mrgreen: ;)
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RickD wrote:
Storyteller wrote:Are any of us real on here? Or are we just data? Pixels?

Anyway God is here. He's the forum.
New rule from now on...

No more women members! :knitting:
Youre gonna make your own sammich?
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Storyteller wrote:
RickD wrote:
Storyteller wrote:Are any of us real on here? Or are we just data? Pixels?

Anyway God is here. He's the forum.
New rule from now on...

No more women members! :knitting:
Youre gonna make your own sammich?
Dang it !! Hoist by my own petard!!!
John 5:24
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Nessa wrote:
Bluejay4 wrote:How would we know if we were chatting with God right now? I mean it's not like he can't use the internet or anything... :shock:
He would be the one using his voice....without needing voice chat ;)
And the one who would be too busy answering pm's to post publically.

There would be alot of people saying..
'Geez, Nessa! Just leave God alone!' :shakehead:

Of course He'd be like 'Don't stop her from coming to me' :mrgreen: ;)
He Nessa...I'll let you in on a little secret...God is omnipotent. I'm sure he can post publicly while answering pm's.

Unless of course, He uses a Kvindle! :badpc:
John 5:24
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thats easy...

God doesnt care about spilling mistakes.
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RickD wrote:
Nessa wrote:
Bluejay4 wrote:How would we know if we were chatting with God right now? I mean it's not like he can't use the internet or anything... :shock:
He would be the one using his voice....without needing voice chat ;)
And the one who would be too busy answering pm's to post publically.

There would be alot of people saying..
'Geez, Nessa! Just leave God alone!' :shakehead:

Of course He'd be like 'Don't stop her from coming to me' :mrgreen: ;)
He Nessa...I'll let you in on a little secret...God is omnipotent. I'm sure he can post publicly while answering pm's.

Unless of course, He uses a Kvindle! :badpc:
I took it as being jesus posting more than God..I mean c'mon, a Spirit doesnt have fingers to type :P
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but He does have us :)
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Storyteller wrote:thats easy...

God doesnt care about spilling mistakes.
ANNETTE,

THIS IS GOD SPEAKING...IT'S "SPELLING". NOT "SPILLING".

Signed,

:jesus:
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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