If God was a member on this website how would we know?

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Nessa wrote:
RickD wrote:
Nessa wrote:
Bluejay4 wrote:How would we know if we were chatting with God right now? I mean it's not like he can't use the internet or anything... :shock:
He would be the one using his voice....without needing voice chat ;)
And the one who would be too busy answering pm's to post publically.

There would be alot of people saying..
'Geez, Nessa! Just leave God alone!' :shakehead:

Of course He'd be like 'Don't stop her from coming to me' :mrgreen: ;)
He Nessa...I'll let you in on a little secret...God is omnipotent. I'm sure he can post publicly while answering pm's.

Unless of course, He uses a Kvindle! :badpc:
I took it as being jesus posting more than God..I mean c'mon, a Spirit doesnt have fingers to type :P
Au contraire, mon ami. The finger of God:
http://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Finger-Of-God
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RickD wrote:
Nessa wrote:
RickD wrote:
Nessa wrote:
Bluejay4 wrote:How would we know if we were chatting with God right now? I mean it's not like he can't use the internet or anything... :shock:
He would be the one using his voice....without needing voice chat ;)
And the one who would be too busy answering pm's to post publically.

There would be alot of people saying..
'Geez, Nessa! Just leave God alone!' :shakehead:

Of course He'd be like 'Don't stop her from coming to me' :mrgreen: ;)
He Nessa...I'll let you in on a little secret...God is omnipotent. I'm sure he can post publicly while answering pm's.

Unless of course, He uses a Kvindle! :badpc:
I took it as being jesus posting more than God..I mean c'mon, a Spirit doesnt have fingers to type :P
Au contraire, mon ami. The finger of God:
http://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Finger-Of-God
I like it when you speak french words to me...can I get a hot chocolate and crossiant to go with it? :mrgreen:
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Nessa wrote:
RickD wrote:
Nessa wrote:
RickD wrote:
Nessa wrote:
He would be the one using his voice....without needing voice chat ;)
And the one who would be too busy answering pm's to post publically.

There would be alot of people saying..
'Geez, Nessa! Just leave God alone!' :shakehead:

Of course He'd be like 'Don't stop her from coming to me' :mrgreen: ;)
He Nessa...I'll let you in on a little secret...God is omnipotent. I'm sure he can post publicly while answering pm's.

Unless of course, He uses a Kvindle! :badpc:
I took it as being jesus posting more than God..I mean c'mon, a Spirit doesnt have fingers to type :P
Au contraire, mon ami. The finger of God:
http://bible.knowing-jesus.com/topics/Finger-Of-God
I like it when you speak french words to me...can I get a hot chocolate and crossiant to go with it? :mrgreen:
Maybe Storyteller will get it for you. She's the gifted server.

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24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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-Edward R Murrow




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RickD wrote:
Storyteller wrote:thats easy...

God doesnt care about spilling mistakes.
ANNETTE,

THIS IS GOD SPEAKING...IT'S "SPELLING". NOT "SPILLING".


Signed,

:jesus:
D'uh!

and you, the patron saint of irony :shock:
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I can picture the three members of the trinity arguing over who get's to use the heavenly computer first while forgetting that they could just make one of their own. I also picture God scolding Jesus for using up mobile data by texting Gabriel (his number one home boy.) I bet they use At&t or maybe T-Mobile.
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If we are all suppose to be Christ like, be imitators of Christ then who seems most like him on here ;)
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Nessa wrote:If we are all suppose to be Christ like, be imitators of Christ then who seems most like him on here ;)
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-Edward R Murrow




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Nessa wrote:If we are all suppose to be Christ like, be imitators of Christ then who seems most like him on here ;)
Well....... B.W. has a beard....
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Storyteller wrote:
Nessa wrote:If we are all suppose to be Christ like, be imitators of Christ then who seems most like him on here ;)
Well....... B.W. has a beard....
Yeah but he doesnt believe love in unconditional love so that rules him out ;) :P

Hmmmm y:-?
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Me? :mrgreen:
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God would not need fingers to type. He's got the original voice to text proggie...
"Lord, I have no gift to bring
Only this little song I sing."

"My child," gently smiled the Lord,
"Go, and sing it to the world."


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TheBarrd wrote:God would not need fingers to type. He's got the original voice to text proggie...
Wait a minute y:-?
What about the handwriting on the wall in the book of Daniel.
Surely if God can write on walls he can touch type :P
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y8-| Voice to text beats writing on the wall...

Of course, God wouldn't even need a computer screen, or a wall, for that matter.
He could do the voice to text thing anywhere...yB-)2
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TheBarrd wrote:y8-| Voice to text beats writing on the wall...

Of course, God wouldn't even need a computer screen, or a wall, for that matter.
He could do the voice to text thing anywhere...yB-)2
I bet God SHOUTS! in text :P
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Bluejay4 wrote:How would we know if we were chatting with God right now? I mean it's not like he can't use the internet or anything... :shock:
If you have spoken to me, you have spoken to my Father as well. From now on you have spoken to him and heard from him. How can you say, "how would we know?" Don't you believe that I am in the Father, and that the Father is in me? The words I say to you I do not speak on my own authority. Rather, it is the Father, living in me, who is communicating words. Believe me when I say that I am in the Father and the Father is in me; or at least believe on my words themselves.
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