Charming the ladies, how should I do it?
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Charming the ladies, how should I do it?
I mean my wit, natural sense of humor and intelligence is usually enough, but sometimes it isn't. Any advice?
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Re: Charming the ladies, how should I do it?
Be yourself. Be honest. Don't fake anything.Bluejay4 wrote:Any advice?
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Re: Charming the ladies, how should I do it?
When they goBluejay4 wrote:I mean my wit, natural sense of humor and intelligence is usually enough, but sometimes it isn't. Any advice?
You listen
Let me know when you have got that part sorted and we can move on to the next stage
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Re: Charming the ladies, how should I do it?
I've been married over 19 years. I still know nothing about women.Bluejay4 wrote:I mean my wit, natural sense of humor and intelligence is usually enough, but sometimes it isn't. Any advice?
Sorry.
I guess I've gotten by on my rugged good looks up until now.
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Stage two....Bluejay4 wrote:I mean my wit, natural sense of humor and intelligence is usually enough, but sometimes it isn't. Any advice?
Hows your hair looking?
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Re: Charming the ladies, how should I do it?
You've charmed meBluejay4 wrote:I mean my wit, natural sense of humor and intelligence is usually enough, but sometimes it isn't. Any advice?
Hang on, thats slightly creepy...
What I mean is if it isnt enough then its not meant to be. Be you.
Be honest, be true, dont pretend.
Most of all, believe you are special and you dont need to impress, if they get it, they get it, if they dont, their loss.
Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof - Kahlil Gibran
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I can't believe I have been married longer than youRickD wrote:I've been married over 19 years. I still know nothing about women.Bluejay4 wrote:I mean my wit, natural sense of humor and intelligence is usually enough, but sometimes it isn't. Any advice?
Sorry.
I guess I've gotten by on my rugged good looks up until now.
I feel soooo old
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Re: Charming the ladies, how should I do it?
been with hubbs for 20, married 14. I still feel like a kid.Nessa wrote:I can't believe I have been married longer than youRickD wrote:I've been married over 19 years. I still know nothing about women.Bluejay4 wrote:I mean my wit, natural sense of humor and intelligence is usually enough, but sometimes it isn't. Any advice?
Sorry.
I guess I've gotten by on my rugged good looks up until now.
I feel soooo old
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Re: Charming the ladies, how should I do it?
Forget what the ladies from NZ & the UK said. They're both old ladies and don't remember what it was like to be young. As for Rick, he's already admitted to not having a clue about women. So...listen to me:
1. No matter how much girls say they like a nice guy, that's a load of BS. Girls like bad boys (BB). You can be a Christian bad boy. You'll need tattoos, and a piercing. A good Christian BB tattoo would be a death head with a cross riveted to its skull. The piercing may be a large earring (a skull or a cross) or a dagger sticking out of your eyebrow.
2. BB don't have much to say, so shut up. Girls don't really want communication. They just want to hear themselves yakking. Pretend to listen, saying «yeah, you're right» every now and then.
3. Keep your hair clean but don't comb it.
4. Keep your clothes clean but don't iron anything.
5. Borrow your father's car. If you don't have a father, that's even better because girls like a sob story.
If I think of anything else, I'll let you know.
1. No matter how much girls say they like a nice guy, that's a load of BS. Girls like bad boys (BB). You can be a Christian bad boy. You'll need tattoos, and a piercing. A good Christian BB tattoo would be a death head with a cross riveted to its skull. The piercing may be a large earring (a skull or a cross) or a dagger sticking out of your eyebrow.
2. BB don't have much to say, so shut up. Girls don't really want communication. They just want to hear themselves yakking. Pretend to listen, saying «yeah, you're right» every now and then.
3. Keep your hair clean but don't comb it.
4. Keep your clothes clean but don't iron anything.
5. Borrow your father's car. If you don't have a father, that's even better because girls like a sob story.
If I think of anything else, I'll let you know.
Hold everything lightly. If you don't, it will hurt when God pries your fingers loose as He takes it from you. -Corrie Ten Boom
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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
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All boys are bad boys. Some are just more better at it than others.Furstentum Liechtenstein wrote:Forget what the ladies from NZ & the UK said. They're both old ladies and don't remember what it was like to be young. As for Rick, he's already admitted to not having a clue about women. So...listen to me:
1. No matter how much girls say they like a nice guy, that's a load of BS. Girls like bad boys (BB). You can be a Christian bad boy. You'll need tattoos, and a piercing. A good Christian BB tattoo would be a death head with a cross riveted to its skull. The piercing may be a large earring (a skull or a cross) or a dagger sticking out of your eyebrow.
2. BB don't have much to say, so shut up. Girls don't really want communication. They just want to hear themselves yakking. Pretend to listen, saying «yeah, you're right» every now and then.
3. Keep your hair clean but don't comb it.
4. Keep your clothes clean but don't iron anything.
5. Borrow your father's car. If you don't have a father, that's even better because girls like a sob story.
If I think of anything else, I'll let you know.
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Re: Charming the ladies, how should I do it?
Alright, it's decently long with curls.Nessa wrote:Stage two....Bluejay4 wrote:I mean my wit, natural sense of humor and intelligence is usually enough, but sometimes it isn't. Any advice?
Hows your hair looking?
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"Of David. The LORD is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The LORD is the stronghold of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?" - Psalms 27:1
"Of David. The LORD is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? The LORD is the stronghold of my life; of whom shall I be afraid?" - Psalms 27:1
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Good, will come in handy if you ever find yourself locked in a tall tower by a wicked queen with no way to escapeBluejay4 wrote:Alright, it's decently long with curls.Nessa wrote:Stage two....Bluejay4 wrote:I mean my wit, natural sense of humor and intelligence is usually enough, but sometimes it isn't. Any advice?
Hows your hair looking?
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Re: Charming the ladies, how should I do it?
Here is a radical concept: How about a guy who is educated, responsible, knows
how to behave in public, and makes good money.
Your FL type bad-boy pos gets zero respect from me.
how to behave in public, and makes good money.
Your FL type bad-boy pos gets zero respect from me.
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Radical?Audie wrote:Here is a radical concept: How about a guy who is educated, responsible, knows
how to behave in public, and makes good money.
Your FL type bad-boy pos gets zero respect from me.
Knows how to behave in public - not for me, cos often that means conforming to how society thinks we should behave. King david danced and leaped before God and looked like a fool. But he was willing to humiliate himself in public and even his own eyes, for the love of his God.
Good money - Money helps but I see the attitude of some people who dont earn well and they are some of the most generous givers around. They live to bless and are rich in heart.
Education - that can help too, but is it a must? To me things like honesty, intregrity, love, hard work, authenticity etc are much more desirable
Responsible - yes!
That is what I call radical in the eyes of this world
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I'm smart, responsible, presentable AND financially secure but women don't give me a second look.... (unless they're drunk. )Audie wrote:Here is a radical concept: How about a guy who is educated, responsible, knows
how to behave in public, and makes good money.
Your FL type bad-boy pos gets zero respect from me.
Women who prefer men prefer bad boys. You don't know what you're talking about...
Hold everything lightly. If you don't, it will hurt when God pries your fingers loose as He takes it from you. -Corrie Ten Boom
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