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Storyteller wrote:
Philip wrote:So, I get hammered, but subsequently, Rick can wisecrack:
Rick: Nessa, Please try to get some sleep. :shock:
And then, Rick:
Don't worry Nessa. I think it was a wonderful question!

Signed,

Big fat y:^o

:mrgreen:


And notice that I subsequently gave a serious answer to the question.

y:-? Wait a minute, I think I've figured it out!

The only difference I can figure is that Nessie is sweet on the Samwich Man! No matter how sexist his jokes, she loves him! :D That's why Ricardo is my hero - he has some kind of crazy power over women. :wave: Really, I want him to teach me some of his secrets. But, alas, I'm not worthy. :salute:
He has no power over me y[-(
That hurts! :crying:
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Philip wrote:So, I get hammered, but subsequently, Rick can wisecrack:
Rick: Nessa, Please try to get some sleep. :shock:
And then, Rick:
Don't worry Nessa. I think it was a wonderful question!

Signed,

Big fat y:^o

:mrgreen:


And notice that I subsequently gave a serious answer to the question.

y:-? Wait a minute, I think I've figured it out!

The only difference I can figure is that Nessie is sweet on the Samwich Man! No matter how sexist his jokes, she loves him! :D That's why Ricardo is my hero - he has some kind of crazy power over women. :wave: Really, I want him to teach me some of his secrets. But, alas, I'm not worthy. :salute:
Obviously what you wrote touched a nerve though
I already said that I felt you were having a jab at my threads but as you say you were just joking.

I plead guilty to being over sensitive. And I get offended at everyone sooner or later - I dont discriminate ;)
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Nessa wrote:
Philip wrote:So, I get hammered, but subsequently, Rick can wisecrack:
Rick: Nessa, Please try to get some sleep. :shock:
And then, Rick:
Don't worry Nessa. I think it was a wonderful question!

Signed,

Big fat y:^o

:mrgreen:


And notice that I subsequently gave a serious answer to the question.

y:-? Wait a minute, I think I've figured it out!

The only difference I can figure is that Nessie is sweet on the Samwich Man! No matter how sexist his jokes, she loves him! :D That's why Ricardo is my hero - he has some kind of crazy power over women. :wave: Really, I want him to teach me some of his secrets. But, alas, I'm not worthy. :salute:
Obviously what you wrote touched a nerve though
I already said that I felt you were having a jab at my threads but as you say you were just joking.

I plead guilty to being over sensitive. And I get offended at everyone sooner or later - I dont discriminate ;)
I think you even got offended by me before. How that happened, I'll never know. :mrgreen:
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow




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RickD wrote:
Nessa wrote:
Philip wrote:So, I get hammered, but subsequently, Rick can wisecrack:
Rick: Nessa, Please try to get some sleep. :shock:
And then, Rick:
Don't worry Nessa. I think it was a wonderful question!

Signed,

Big fat y:^o

:mrgreen:


And notice that I subsequently gave a serious answer to the question.

y:-? Wait a minute, I think I've figured it out!

The only difference I can figure is that Nessie is sweet on the Samwich Man! No matter how sexist his jokes, she loves him! :D That's why Ricardo is my hero - he has some kind of crazy power over women. :wave: Really, I want him to teach me some of his secrets. But, alas, I'm not worthy. :salute:
Obviously what you wrote touched a nerve though
I already said that I felt you were having a jab at my threads but as you say you were just joking.

I plead guilty to being over sensitive. And I get offended at everyone sooner or later - I dont discriminate ;)
I think you even got offended by me before. How that happened, I'll never know. :mrgreen:
Yeah, still trying go live that one down :oops:
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Nessa wrote:
Philip wrote:So, I get hammered, but subsequently, Rick can wisecrack:
Rick: Nessa, Please try to get some sleep. :shock:
And then, Rick:
Don't worry Nessa. I think it was a wonderful question!

Signed,

Big fat y:^o

:mrgreen:


And notice that I subsequently gave a serious answer to the question.

y:-? Wait a minute, I think I've figured it out!

The only difference I can figure is that Nessie is sweet on the Samwich Man! No matter how sexist his jokes, she loves him! :D That's why Ricardo is my hero - he has some kind of crazy power over women. :wave: Really, I want him to teach me some of his secrets. But, alas, I'm not worthy. :salute:
Obviously what you wrote touched a nerve though
I already said that I felt you were having a jab at my threads but as you say you were just joking.

I plead guilty to being over sensitive. And I get offended at everyone sooner or later - I dont discriminate ;)
Says someone who dares to type clitoris y:^o
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RickD wrote:
Storyteller wrote:
Philip wrote:So, I get hammered, but subsequently, Rick can wisecrack:
Rick: Nessa, Please try to get some sleep. :shock:
And then, Rick:
Don't worry Nessa. I think it was a wonderful question!

Signed,

Big fat y:^o

:mrgreen:


And notice that I subsequently gave a serious answer to the question.

y:-? Wait a minute, I think I've figured it out!

The only difference I can figure is that Nessie is sweet on the Samwich Man! No matter how sexist his jokes, she loves him! :D That's why Ricardo is my hero - he has some kind of crazy power over women. :wave: Really, I want him to teach me some of his secrets. But, alas, I'm not worthy. :salute:
He has no power over me y[-(
That hurts! :crying:
You, young man, are on my naughty list y[-(
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Storyteller wrote:
Nessa wrote:
Philip wrote:So, I get hammered, but subsequently, Rick can wisecrack:
Rick: Nessa, Please try to get some sleep. :shock:
And then, Rick:
Don't worry Nessa. I think it was a wonderful question!

Signed,

Big fat y:^o

:mrgreen:


And notice that I subsequently gave a serious answer to the question.

y:-? Wait a minute, I think I've figured it out!

The only difference I can figure is that Nessie is sweet on the Samwich Man! No matter how sexist his jokes, she loves him! :D That's why Ricardo is my hero - he has some kind of crazy power over women. :wave: Really, I want him to teach me some of his secrets. But, alas, I'm not worthy. :salute:
Obviously what you wrote touched a nerve though
I already said that I felt you were having a jab at my threads but as you say you were just joking.

I plead guilty to being over sensitive. And I get offended at everyone sooner or later - I dont discriminate ;)
Says someone who dares to type clitoris y:^o
Would you prefer me to say it? :lol:
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Oh God!

Dont start the whole how you say it thing again, thats what started this!

Weird though, how we all shy away from anything sexual, even when naming a body part.
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Says someone who dares to type clitoris y:^o
What, is that like some newly discovered planet I've never heard of? :shock: Hey, where are our censors?
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Philip wrote:
Says someone who dares to type clitoris y:^o
What, is that like some newly discovered planet I've never heard of? :shock: Hey, where are our censors?
Yes.
Down from planet Gspot :mrgreen:

Censors? Good point.
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Married women have dirty minds.
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RickD wrote:Married women have dirty minds.
But pure hearts.
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Nessa, remember when you first came on G&S - remember someone (probably Rick! :lol: )hurt your feelings and you decided to leave. Remember, I was one who contacted you and tried to woo you back? OK, just thought you should remember that.

OK, back to the sexist jokes. OK, Rico - how do you do it - are you this amazing at home, or what? :D
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Storyteller wrote:
RickD wrote:Married women have dirty minds.
But pure hearts.
Yea right!

I ain't buyin that bs!

:shakehead:
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Well, as someone famously said, the key to a good marriage is to keep your fights clean and your sex dirty! :D
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