Since when is there a stereotype that all vegans are gay? Man, you sarcasm either needs to get better or you need to go out more.RickD wrote:I think that just adds to the stereotype that all vegans are gay.IceMobster wrote:https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hp ... e=576F4416
related pic to the OP, I suppose.
"Walked into a bar" jokes
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Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me.
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
I know it throws people off when I'm serious, but there is a stereotype. Just google it.IceMobster wrote:Since when is there a stereotype that all vegans are gay? Man, you sarcasm either needs to get better or you need to go out more.RickD wrote:I think that just adds to the stereotype that all vegans are gay.IceMobster wrote:https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hp ... e=576F4416
related pic to the OP, I suppose.
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24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
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St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
That's because it's no joke.RickD wrote:Good God! That has to be the worst joke I've ever heard.Audacity wrote:A Young-Earth Creationist walked into a bar, put down a ten spot, and asked the bartender to hand him a True Jockey Club Julep. The bartender looked him in the eye, smiled, and told him, "You can't handle the truth."
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
I doubt good God has anything to do with it.RickD wrote:Good God! That has to be the worst joke I've ever heard.Audacity wrote:A Young-Earth Creationist walked into a bar, put down a ten spot, and asked the bartender to hand him a True Jockey Club Julep. The bartender looked him in the eye, smiled, and told him, "You can't handle the truth."
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
A couple of conspiracy theorists walked into a bar,
Did they??
Coincidence
Did they??
Coincidence
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
What happened when they walked into the bar? Where's the joke?melanie wrote:A couple of conspiracy theorists walked into a bar,
Did they??
Coincidence
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24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
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St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
Haha blonde suits you Rick
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
A neutron walks into a bar,
Bartender says 'for you, no charge'
Bartender says 'for you, no charge'
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
A neutron doesn't have legs and feet. How can it walk into a bar? Duh!melanie wrote:A neutron walks into a bar,
Bartender says 'for you, no charge'
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
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St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
Oh come on Rick it slid in,
Obvious much?!
You could take a few points from the suave neutron!
Subtlety is key.
Obvious much?!
You could take a few points from the suave neutron!
Subtlety is key.
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
A blonde walks into a bar.
Ouch!
Ouch!
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
A blonde walks into a bar,
Manipulates all the Neanderthal men all night and doesn't pay a cent and goes home alone!
Manipulates all the Neanderthal men all night and doesn't pay a cent and goes home alone!
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
Goes home alone? She's not a true blonde.melanie wrote:A blonde walks into a bar,
Manipulates all the Neanderthal men all night and doesn't pay a cent and goes home alone!
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
Some of these are older than time:
The present, past and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.
*laughtrack*
A Muslim walks into a bar.
*boos*
The present, past and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.
*laughtrack*
A Muslim walks into a bar.
*boos*
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Re: "Walked into a bar" jokes
Here is one for Melanie to add the punch line too...
RickD walks into a bar...
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RickD walks into a bar...
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Science is man's invention - creation is God's
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Old Polish Proverb:
Not my Circus....not my monkeys
(by B. W. Melvin)
Old Polish Proverb:
Not my Circus....not my monkeys