(The Jewish Rabbi,)
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(The Jewish Rabbi,)
who bought himself a new car drove it home and cut two inches off the tail pipe.
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Re: (The Jewish Rabbi,)
With jokes that bad, I can see why you're staying anonymous!Anonymous wrote:who bought himself a new car drove it home and cut two inches off the tail pipe.
I haven't heard a joke that awful in over 10 years!
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
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24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
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Re: (The Jewish Rabbi,)
I don't get it!
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Re: (The Jewish Rabbi,)
Circumcision 
, and that is an awful joke ...
, and that is an awful joke ...Trust the past to God’s mercy, the present to God’s love, and the future to God’s providence. -St Augustine
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Re: (The Jewish Rabbi,)
Of course! Honestly I am sooooo dense sometimes
and it is a terrible joke, although now I get it, it did make me smile
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Re: (The Jewish Rabbi,)
Actually, there was an incident with a mod given admin priviledges, who decided to remove inactive posters.RickD wrote:With jokes that bad, I can see why you're staying anonymous!Anonymous wrote:who bought himself a new car drove it home and cut two inches off the tail pipe.
I haven't heard a joke that awful in over 10 years!
When he did, all those users became "Anonymous".
Moral of the story.
Only mods who know what they're doing (i.e., Hana) should be an admin.
"Whoever will call on the name of the Lord will be saved." (Romans 10:13)
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Re: (The Jewish Rabbi,)
Gee, I wonder what mod that might've been...Kurieuo wrote:Actually, there was an incident with a mod given admin priviledges, who decided to remove inactive posters.RickD wrote:With jokes that bad, I can see why you're staying anonymous!Anonymous wrote:who bought himself a new car drove it home and cut two inches off the tail pipe.
I haven't heard a joke that awful in over 10 years!
When he did, all those users became "Anonymous".
Moral of the story.
Only mods who know what they're doing (i.e., Hana) should be an admin.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: (The Jewish Rabbi,)
Then look into the mod history 
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-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
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Re: (The Jewish Rabbi,)
Riiiiick. When are you retiring?RickD wrote:Gee, I wonder what mod that might've been...
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGOXMf6yDCU
Fecisti nos ad te, Domine, et inquietum est cor nostrum donec requiescat in te!