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A good reason to learn English
"To suppose that whatever God requireth of us that we have power of ourselves to do, is to make the cross and grace of Jesus Christ of none effect." - JOHN OWEN

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I don't usually laugh aloud, but that one got me. :lol:
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:lol:
That was Good!
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What's even worse is that it looks a little like Bgood.
Acts 17:24-25 (NIV)
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"man my mouth is so small...I can't eat a jellybean..but I can whistle real good"
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
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An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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August wrote:What's even worse is that it looks a little like Bgood.
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Woah. After seeing both Pics TOTALLY :lol: :wink:
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"Why you hit me"
"All you asian people look alike"
"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
-Anonymous
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I resent that, Texas-boy. 8)
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Sorry about the BGood. I didn't mean to air your dirty laundry out in front of everybody. :)
"To suppose that whatever God requireth of us that we have power of ourselves to do, is to make the cross and grace of Jesus Christ of none effect." - JOHN OWEN

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:lol:
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Post by BGoodForGoodSake »

Duskfox wrote::lol:
And...
welcome to the forums duskfox

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:lol: I like that. Thank the internet that we don't have to do it ourselves to see it done at all!

BGood, I'd recognize that toothbrush anywhere!

And get yer dirty mitts off Scruffy! Grandma gave him to me for my fif birfday, and you aren't allowed to touch him!!!
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PS, nice couch! 8)
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kateliz wrote:PS, nice couch! 8)
Hehe we gave that to a poor family in D.C.
They liked it.
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