How to be an atheist

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How to be an atheist

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Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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Jac3510 wrote:

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So what are you trying to accomplish?
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Audie wrote:So what are you trying to accomplish?
Bringing a smile to people who have a sense of humor. :)
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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He clearly doesn't know his subjunctives.

Sometimes the truth is funnier than fiction. :pound:

Good find Jac. Funny stuff. It's a good thing atheists have a sense of humor. Not like those stuck up religious types.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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His whole channel is great. He makes fun of vegans, "spiritual" people, yogis, people who want to legalize marijuana, gluten free types (that one is hysterical) . . . really is good stuff. :)
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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At first I thought he was Joe Dirt.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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Oh..I should watch it.

As in watch it, girl quit being so humourless.

And the vid
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Audie wrote:Oh..I should watch it.

As in watch it, girl quit being so humourless.

And the vid
You're American now. Drop the 'u'.
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RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:Oh..I should watch it.

As in watch it, girl quit being so humourless.

And the vid
You're American now. Drop the 'u'.

It is an affectation, didnt you know? (Pronouced kneau)
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Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:Oh..I should watch it.

As in watch it, girl quit being so humourless.

And the vid
You're American now. Drop the 'u'.

It is an affectation, didnt you know? (Pronouced kneau)
I have to admit, it does make you sound more sophisticated. Like a Geisha. :rotfl:
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The clip was actually quite funny.

Atheists are humorless for the most part when our beliefs are challenged... so the video won't go over well with my fellow believers, as Audie has already demonstrated.
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crackpot wrote:The clip was actually quite funny.

Atheists are humorless for the most part when our beliefs are challenged... so the video won't go over well with my fellow believers, as Audie has already demonstrated.
Beliefs? Atheists don't have beliefs. Only lack of beliefs.

You must be one confused atheist!

Atheist rule #1

Never, ever have a belief. That way you don't have to defend anything. :fyi:
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Audie wrote:Oh..I should watch it.

As in watch it, girl quit being so humourless.

And the vid
Nah, I bet you actually think it's pretty funny. Granted you don't like stereotypes, this is satire, and more importantly, I expect you get quite a kick out of watching dogmatic, fundie atheists get skewered. ;)
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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Jac3510 wrote:
Audie wrote:Oh..I should watch it.

As in watch it, girl quit being so humourless.

And the vid
Nah, I bet you actually think it's pretty funny. Granted you don't like stereotypes, this is satire, and more importantly, I expect you get quite a kick out of watching dogmatic, fundie atheists get skewered. ;)

I meant watch it, vid., girl. Didnt yet but will. Watch the vid.

The dogmatic fundies, yecs included can use all the skewering they can get.
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Audie wrote:The dogmatic fundies, yecs included can use all the skewering they can get.
I tend to agree, and so the video. Thought it was funny. Still do. "Dale" is now one of my new favorite people ever. :egeek:
Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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