Deep Thought of the Day
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RickD
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Deep Thought of the Day
If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you are a vacuum cleaner.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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B. W.
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Re: Deep Thought of the Day
Wow that is deep, man...RickD wrote:If you clean a vacuum cleaner, you are a vacuum cleaner.
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Re: Deep Thought of the Day
I've actually shared it wish some people. 
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
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Re: Deep Thought of the Day
Well no. A vacuum cleaner is cleaner that works by creating (more or less) a vacuum. If you clean a vacuum cleaner, with a rag or something, you are a vacuum cleaner cleaner, not a vacuum cleaner. I suppose that if you got very grubby while doing that, you could wash with a piece of soap, which could be called a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner, and if you wiped the grime off the soap with a paper towel, that would be a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner cleaner. Then....
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Re: Deep Thought of the Day
Nope. "Vaccuum" works in the joke because it is a metonymy.hughfarey wrote:Well no. A vacuum cleaner is cleaner that works by creating (more or less) a vacuum. If you clean a vacuum cleaner, with a rag or something, you are a vacuum cleaner cleaner, not a vacuum cleaner. I suppose that if you got very grubby while doing that, you could wash with a piece of soap, which could be called a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner, and if you wiped the grime off the soap with a paper towel, that would be a vacuum cleaner cleaner cleaner cleaner. Then....
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And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
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Re: Deep Thought of the Day
Wednesday, June 1
Before criticizing someone, always make sure first to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
Before criticizing someone, always make sure first to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
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Re: Deep Thought of the Day
I've shared that one too.Jac3510 wrote:Wednesday, June 1
Before criticizing someone, always make sure first to walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Jac3510
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Then you are wise indeed, Rick. What I'm lost on is why Nessa deleted her post. :-\
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
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She deletes posts quite a bit. Must be that whole "women have the right to change their minds" thing.Jac3510 wrote:Then you are wise indeed, Rick. What I'm lost on is why Nessa deleted her post. :-\
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: Deep Thought of the Day
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"Whoever will call on the name of the Lord will be saved." (Romans 10:13)
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There's something "odd" about it methinks.RickD wrote:She deletes posts quite a bit. Must be that whole "women have the right to change their minds" thing.Jac3510 wrote:Then you are wise indeed, Rick. What I'm lost on is why Nessa deleted her post. :-\
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Your best post yetKurieuo wrote:<deleted>
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I.just made some silly comment that probably wasn't as funny as I first thought it was.Jac3510 wrote:Then you are wise indeed, Rick. What I'm lost on is why Nessa deleted her post. :-\
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You're always funny Nessa. Don't you ever think otherwise ok?Nessa wrote:I.just made some silly comment that probably wasn't as funny as I first thought it was.Jac3510 wrote:Then you are wise indeed, Rick. What I'm lost on is why Nessa deleted her post. :-\
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Re: Deep Thought of the Day
Must be why I get treated as a joke