Adam could fly

[RickD]

Did you know Adam was the first Superman?

Did you know Adam could fly?

These amazing "facts", along with other "incredible" information, is available to you from the "anointed one", Benny Hinn.

In case you don't want to listen to all of this amazing teaching, At about the :50 mark, Benny Hinn begins to prove from scripture(no, I'm not joking. He really does) how Adam could fly.

And don't miss the incredible teaching from brother Hinn, around the 3:38 mark, where the incredible anointed one teaches about the Trinity. He shares his incredible teaching about how God the Father is a triune being all by Himself, without the son and Holy Spirit.

http://youtu.be/PQss3LEwfsM

[Nessa]

I was taking to a friend last night who is going to be doing a youtube vid on the trinity.

He was teaching me about modalism which I had never heard of before.
Sounds like that is what benny hinn is meaning? The Father actually morphs into all three.

[Nessa]

Just listened to it

Nah, he's not talking about modalism I don't think but I'm sure glad my vagina is not on my side

You may get a few more people listening to it now, tricky ricky

[RickD]

It's true(Benny Hinn said it, and he's anointed) that Eve had a vagina on her side until she sinned. Then it moved south.

Don't question it, or Benny Hinn will place a curse upon you and your children.

But you may be able to get the curse lifted if you send him cash.

[Nessa]

[RickD]

Was that Michael Bubbly?

[Hortator]

Well, duh. Before Sir Isaac Newton invented gravity, everybody could fly.

[abelcainsbrother]

Wow! Terrible teachings!

[RickD]

Well, duh. Before Sir Isaac Newton invented gravity, everybody could fly.

Great point! I'd never thought of that!

But I thought Ben Franklin invented electricity and gravity.

[Nessa]

Was that Michael Bubbly?

[Philip]

What's a vagina - isn't that some kind of new vacuum cleaner?

[Nessa]

What's a vagina - isn't that some kind of new vacuum cleaner?

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[B. W.]

Nessa...

[B. W.]

That Hinn recording is creepy...

Pagan religious systems seek to gain power from the dead... wow...

Isa 8:18-20 NKJV, Here am I and the children whom the LORD has given me! We are for signs and wonders in Israel From the LORD of hosts, Who dwells in Mount Zion. 19 And when they say to you, "Seek those who are mediums and wizards, who whisper and mutter," should not a people seek their God? Should they seek the dead on behalf of the living? 20 To the law and to the testimony! If they do not speak according to this word, it is because there is no light in them.

Has Hinn renounced these teaching of his? They were made years ago...

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[RickD]

That Hinn recording is creepy...

Pagan religious systems seek to gain power from the dead... wow...

Isa 8:18-20 NKJV, Here am I and the children whom the LORD has given me! We are for signs and wonders in Israel From the LORD of hosts, Who dwells in Mount Zion. 19 And when they say to you, "Seek those who are mediums and wizards, who whisper and mutter," should not a people seek their God? Should they seek the dead on behalf of the living? 20 To the law and to the testimony! If they do not speak according to this word, it is because there is no light in them.

Has Hinn renounced these teaching of his? They were made years ago...

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B. W.,

I'm sure that Mr. Hinn has renounced all of his false teachings. As a matter of fact, at his false healing services, all the money he bilks from the unsuspecting collects for the gospel, also goes to show that he's on the straight and narrow.

Mr. Hinn is the unofficial official spokesperson for the prosperity gospel, false healings, and peddling the word of God for profit.

Hinn seems to live by the famous saying by P. T. Barnum:

There's a sucker born every minute.