One BAD*** Australian!

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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

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philip wrote:
Found three sheds in my garage -
You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

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RickD wrote:
philip wrote:
Found three sheds in my garage -
You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.
Snakes are big in Texas

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1w7QlrPrPE/V ... /photo.jpg
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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

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Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
philip wrote:
Found three sheds in my garage -
You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.
Snakes are big in Texas

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1w7QlrPrPE/V ... /photo.jpg
No. Mexicans are just really short.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow




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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

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RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
philip wrote:
Found three sheds in my garage -
You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.
Snakes are big in Texas

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1w7QlrPrPE/V ... /photo.jpg
No. Mexicans are just really short.
Now if I were the one holding it up it would look like an anaconda
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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

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Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
philip wrote:
Found three sheds in my garage -
You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.
Snakes are big in Texas

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1w7QlrPrPE/V ... /photo.jpg
No. Mexicans are just really short.
Now if I were the one holding it up it would look like an anaconda
Audie,

We have snakes that can deal with little people like you:
http://www.247wildlife.com/pygmyrattlesnake.html
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow




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Re: One BAD*** Australian!

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RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
Audie wrote:
RickD wrote:
You must have really big garages where you live. I couldn't even fit one shed in my garage.
Snakes are big in Texas

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-m1w7QlrPrPE/V ... /photo.jpg
No. Mexicans are just really short.
Now if I were the one holding it up it would look like an anaconda
Audie,

We have snakes that can deal with little people like you:
http://www.247wildlife.com/pygmyrattlesnake.html
Small size..inadequate warning..nasty bite.

Hmm
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