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Audie wrote:
Philip wrote:
Yep -- menopause Will do that.
It sure made me PAUSE. Actually, for awhile there, I didn't know which woman I was coming home to - the sweet one, or the OTHER one - the one whose head rotated 360 degrees and did a pretty good Linda Blair impression. Finally, FINALLY, the exorcisms began to work! :lol: And I lived to tell the tale. Barely. All I can say is that if your woman hasn't yet gone though "the change" - well, prepare to be afraid, VERY afraid! :lol:

And I am such a charmer now!

Oh, yes, you certainly are. :roll:
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Audie wrote:
crochet1949 wrote:
AreEl wrote:
Audie wrote:
This should do it:

A lady from Njcsragua told me she'd prayed for an end to her menstrual cramps.

They stopped, just so; and. nevermore troubled her.


That ain't no miracle, SushiGirl. It's called MENOPAUSE.

:shakehead:
Yep -- menopause Will do that.
Didnt much think it was a miracle.
Your comment insinuated that you did.
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crochet1949 wrote:
RickD wrote:
crochet1949 wrote:
RickD wrote:Jbgb337,

I don't know why you think I don't believe in healing.

I told you that my ex-pastor healed me of insomnia.
http://discussions.godandscience.org/vi ... 85#p212085

Sorry RickD -- I don't think having to listen to a boring pastor counts. You've said he's the ex-pastor -- so apparently the new one is doing better?! You're doing better?!
I said he's MY ex-pastor. I don't go there anymore.

After he healed my insomnia, I figured it couldn't get any "better" than that, so I left.
So You left the church -- He didn't. Well -- that probably still doesn't count as being "healed" though.
I'm so healed of insomnia, that now I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere. See?
:sleep:
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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And I am such a charmer now!
I believe the above is such a serious threat as to be a matter of international security.
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crochet1949 wrote:
Audie wrote:
crochet1949 wrote:
AreEl wrote:
Audie wrote:
This should do it:

A lady from Njcsragua told me she'd prayed for an end to her menstrual cramps.

They stopped, just so; and. nevermore troubled her.


That ain't no miracle, SushiGirl. It's called MENOPAUSE.

:shakehead:
Yep -- menopause Will do that.
Didnt much think it was a miracle.
Your comment insinuated that you did.
You might look up the word "insinuate" and see if that is how you really wish to speak of me.
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Proinsias wrote:I don't think you are hearing me. Preference for ice cream is a moral issue
And that, brothers and sisters, is the kind of foolishness you get people who insist on denying biblical theism. A good illustration of any as the length people will go to avoid acknowledging basic truths.
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Jac3510 wrote:[youtbe]

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Audie,

Please stop dangling your participles.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


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RickD wrote:
crochet1949 wrote:
RickD wrote:
crochet1949 wrote:
RickD wrote:Jbgb337,

I don't know why you think I don't believe in healing.

I told you that my ex-pastor healed me of insomnia.
http://discussions.godandscience.org/vi ... 85#p212085

Sorry RickD -- I don't think having to listen to a boring pastor counts. You've said he's the ex-pastor -- so apparently the new one is doing better?! You're doing better?!
I said he's MY ex-pastor. I don't go there anymore.

After he healed my insomnia, I figured it couldn't get any "better" than that, so I left.
So You left the church -- He didn't. Well -- that probably still doesn't count as being "healed" though.
I'm so healed of insomnia, that now I can fall asleep anytime, anywhere. See?
:sleep:

Are you sure it's not narkelepsi -- (falling asleep at any time anyplace) :sleep:
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Audie wrote:
crochet1949 wrote:
Audie wrote:
crochet1949 wrote:
AreEl wrote:


That ain't no miracle, SushiGirl. It's called MENOPAUSE.

:shakehead:
Yep -- menopause Will do that.
Didnt much think it was a miracle.
Your comment insinuated that you did.
You might look up the word "insinuate" and see if that is how you really wish to speak of me.
Okay -- without even looking it up -- since it appears to offend you -- 'suggested' that you did -- would be a better word apparently.
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crochet1949 wrote:
Audie wrote:
crochet1949 wrote:
Audie wrote:
crochet1949 wrote:
Yep -- menopause Will do that.
Didnt much think it was a miracle.
Your comment insinuated that you did.
You might look up the word "insinuate" and see if that is how you really wish to speak of me.
Okay -- without even looking it up -- since it appears to offend you -- 'suggested' that you did -- would be a better word apparently.
I am not offended, just if it is how youbsee me, then it is, just wondered if you meant it. (It is worth 3 seconds to look it up)
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Jac3510 wrote:

Oh, my lands sakes alive. :shakehead: :mrgreen: :roll:
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Audie wrote:
crochet1949 wrote:
Audie wrote:
crochet1949 wrote:
AreEl wrote:


That ain't no miracle, SushiGirl. It's called MENOPAUSE.

:shakehead:
Yep -- menopause Will do that.
Didnt much think it was a miracle.
Your comment insinuated that you did.
You might look up the word "insinuate" and see if that is how you really wish to speak of me.

"To say something in an indirect way " is the main , primary definition. And That is what I meant.
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crochet1949 wrote:
Audie wrote:
crochet1949 wrote:
Audie wrote:
crochet1949 wrote:
Yep -- menopause Will do that.
Didnt much think it was a miracle.
Your comment insinuated that you did.
You might look up the word "insinuate" and see if that is how you really wish to speak of me.

"To say something in an indirect way " is the main , primary definition. And That is what I meant.

Wrong on two counts; It was an example of a ridiculous claim of "miracle", from one who rather notoriously herd believes in none.

Second, "insinuate" specifically and only means to say something in an indirect AND in variously
unpleasant way. If you dont mean "unpleasant / insulting /sneakyy / nast, use a different word.
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