Ha-Ha Mondays

Believer · Post by **Believer** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:22 am

BGood's earlier years - CLICK HERE

KMart has competition - CLICK HERE

kateliz · Post by **kateliz** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 8:59 am

I only got the music for BGood's, but I did get Kmart's. Didn't think it was funny, although it was entertaining and a little thought-provoking.

I want to see BGood's!

Believer · Post by **Believer** » Mon Oct 31, 2005 1:49 pm

kateliz wrote: I only got the music for BGood's, but I did get Kmart's. Didn't think it was funny, although it was entertaining and a little thought-provoking.

I want to see BGood's!

They were both totally unrelated links kateliz

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kateliz · Post by **kateliz** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 1:52 pm

I got that, except of course for the "making fun of" thing. It didn't play the video, and had me curious. Oh well, I'm long over it! No more tears.

BGoodForGoodSake · Post by **BGoodForGoodSake** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:27 pm

kateliz wrote:I got that, except of course for the "making fun of" thing. It didn't play the video, and had me curious. Oh well, I'm long over it! No more tears.

I'll record myself singing if you all want some material to ridicule me.

kateliz · Post by **kateliz** » Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:57 pm

Got plenty of that already- but yes, I would. In all seriousness, sarenade (spelling?) us, BGood!

Maybe we should arrange a kareoke night here?

BGood, you can sing the song that says, "You make me feel like a natural woman," I think that'd be a good fit. Or Whitney Houston's "I'm Every Woman."

beckyandretti · Post by **beckyandretti** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:51 am

I think Shania Twains "I feel like a woman" would fit nicely. Those were great I was laughing so hard

kateliz · Post by **kateliz** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:40 pm

Even better, Becky!

But I would be pretty scared if he sang that "short skirt" part honestly.

You don't happen to be wearing one of those, do you, BGood? Red vinyl one? Fish-net hosiery? Candy red pumps? Fake nails with diamonds on them? A long-haired, blonde, curly wig? A skimpy, red, vinyl shirt? With holes on the shoulders? A wide neck? Chompin' on cinnamon gum? Standing on a str... okay I'll stop there!

BGood!

Live up to your name, for Pete's sake! And here on a decent Christian forum! I'm just mortified by your behaviour! Hmmm, but it is new material for my Bridge group that's meeting tomorrow. What a toss up! A decent, upright, respectable BGood, or juicy material for my Bridge group. Whatever is an old, Christian gossip to do? *Sigh*

BGoodForGoodSake · Post by **BGoodForGoodSake** » Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:53 pm

kateliz wrote:Even better, Becky!

But I would be pretty scared if he sang that "short skirt" part honestly.

You don't happen to be wearing one of those, do you, BGood? Red vinyl one? Fish-net hosiery? Candy red pumps? Fake nails with diamonds on them? A long-haired, blonde, curly wig? A skimpy, red, vinyl shirt? With holes on the shoulders? A wide neck? Chompin' on cinnamon gum? Standing on a str... okay I'll stop there!

BGood! Live up to your name, for Pete's sake! And here on a decent Christian forum! I'm just mortified by your behaviour! Hmmm, but it is new material for my Bridge group that's meeting tomorrow. What a toss up! A decent, upright, respectable BGood, or juicy material for my Bridge group. Whatever is an old, Christian gossip to do? *Sigh*

Under no circumstance would I find myself in a dress,
Even under extreme duress
Even if my life were a mess.
Look whan I wrote, what in the world is this?
Every line rhymes with the first.
Raise your hand if your dry from thirst.
When it comes to condition's your's is not the worst.
Don't drink too much your liable to burst.
Everything in moderation.
Be a skeptic in your indoctrination.
And a standard for all the nations.
And try not to ever lose your patience.

BGood

kateliz · Post by **kateliz** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:02 pm

They will recite this wonderfully refreshing work of genius for centuries to come.

But never once will they uncover a picture of it's author- he's included it in his will for all of them and their negatives to be burned after his death, upon which he will release his work upon the world, and revolutionize human wisdom as we now know it!

Congratulations BGood, on becoming the only person in history past, present and future to surpass Jesus of Nazareth in a single human's impact on human history.

kateliz · Post by **kateliz** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:04 pm

BGoodForGoodSake · Post by **BGoodForGoodSake** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:46 pm

kateliz wrote:They will recite this wonderfully refreshing work of genius for centuries to come.

But never once will they uncover a picture of it's author- he's included it in his will for all of them and their negatives to be burned after his death, upon which he will release his work upon the world, and revolutionize human wisdom as we now know it!

Congratulations BGood, on becoming the only person in history past, present and future to surpass Jesus of Nazareth in a single human's impact on human history.

You humble me. Can my work not be appreciated on its own merit?

kateliz · Post by **kateliz** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 10:01 pm

No. It can not be appreciated at all. By order of The Queen. (Secretly, she's just jealous.)

beckyandretti · Post by **beckyandretti** » Mon Nov 14, 2005 9:23 pm

kateliz wrote:No. It can not be appreciated at all. By order of The Queen. (Secretly, she's just jealous.)

OFF with their heads!!!! (oh wait... I dont have my croquet mallet)

carry on

Forge · Post by **Forge** » Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:56 pm

W-T-F.

And this gives me an idea...