Rather than make this topic about one funny duck story, anybody have funny animal stories in general? Like getting bit by a coked-up raccoon inside a biker's barn when you were 10? If so, share them below!
What could be more innocent than ducks? They're goofy looking, docile, peaceful waterfowl that also make funny noises.
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"Nine police officers, a riot van and two police cars helped the RSPCA seize two ducks that were being cared for in a cardboard box by a homeless man who gave up smoking cannabis to look after them."
Funny animal stories
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RickD
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Re: Funny animal stories
Only in America England! 
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
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St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: Funny animal stories
This one time I saw some houseflies on a table buzzing around each other. At the end of it one took his leg and tried to swat the other fly.
Not sure if it's funny to others but it was to me.
Not sure if it's funny to others but it was to me.
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Re: Funny animal stories
So one day two bears in a zoo were walking towards each other. They stood up to show off and then one decided to...
dance. More specifically it was shaking for whatever reason.
dance. More specifically it was shaking for whatever reason.