God as a big black woman
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Re: God as a big black woman
Seems like you are harboring on the issue of God being a Black Woman...seems a bit, well...strange to be honest.
And the comment about a vagina...strange.
And the comment about a vagina...strange.
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Re: God as a big black woman
Sorry, disagree. If someone wants to twist the very image of God, then of course there is a high likelihood that their way of relating to him will be affected in a bad way.PaulSacramento wrote:Nessa,
You can't judge another's personal experience with God like you are doing, you simply do NOT know enough about it.
This book not only brought me close to Christ but motivated me to study the bible and even get my Theological degree.
Being close to "God" via an external influence ( drugs) is one thing and not even close to what I am referring to.
The golden calf, by the way, drove people away from God, so it is not a correct analogy.
The author HIMSELF said he chose God to be a woman because alot of abused people would relate to a woman better than a man. That is changing God's image and making it into something you prefer it to be. Same deal as the golden calf.
If you are under a bad influence it can most certainly affect the way you see truth and reality. Whether its drugs or emotionalism or, something else.
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Re: God as a big black woman
But we knew God was a He, same with Jesus. Papa is a she. So while I guess God could do this I wouldn't think that He'd do so.PaulSacramento wrote:The question isn't that since NO ONE can speak for God, I mean, God incarnated as poor desert dweller 2000 years ago.thatkidakayoungguy wrote:The question is would God really do this?PaulSacramento wrote:And after that ( in the book, not sure about the movie) God shows Himself as a Man.Kurieuo wrote:Ok then, I guess I'll need to not simply read others' opinions, what I've seen and heard, and watch God as a big black woman.PaulSacramento wrote:If you had read the book you would know there was a very real and specific reason why God showed Himself to the character that way at that time.
The Shack was instrumental to me ( and many others) finding Christ.
And no, they didn't get the Trinity wrong.
The issues that Mack ( the lead character) had with his father would prevented him to enter in a relationship with God if God had shown Himself as a man.
That is why God showed Himself as an African-American Woman, to not-conform to the "preconceived" notions that Mack already had about God.
Who on earth would have thought that ??
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Re: God as a big black woman
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: God as a big black woman
its called humour..tho not everyone may appreciate it. Thats fine.PaulSacramento wrote:Seems like you are harboring on the issue of God being a Black Woman...seems a bit, well...strange to be honest.
And the comment about a vagina...strange.
We are all different, paul.
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Re: God as a big black woman
I understood it as an attempt at humor.Nessa wrote:its called humour..tho not everyone may appreciate it. Thats fine.PaulSacramento wrote:Seems like you are harboring on the issue of God being a Black Woman...seems a bit, well...strange to be honest.
And the comment about a vagina...strange.
We are all different, paul.
Not everyone is as naturally funny as I am.
But Nessa,
I guarantee, that if you keep practicing, your jokes will get better.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: God as a big black woman
He probably thinks that's even possible for himself - but let's ask his wife if she thinks he's funnier nowadays (crankier, perhaps, but funnier ). You know, Rick's parent's hoped he one day might become a comic - which is why they named him after his hero:Rick: But Nessa,
I guarantee, that if you keep practicing, your jokes will get better.
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You know I downplay my humour just to make you look more funny, right?RickD wrote:I understood it as an attempt at humor.Nessa wrote:its called humour..tho not everyone may appreciate it. Thats fine.PaulSacramento wrote:Seems like you are harboring on the issue of God being a Black Woman...seems a bit, well...strange to be honest.
And the comment about a vagina...strange.
We are all different, paul.
Not everyone is as naturally funny as I am.
But Nessa,
I guarantee, that if you keep practicing, your jokes will get better.
Its my affection for you
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Re: God as a big black woman
Don Rickles is the King of Sarcasm. No, He is a god of sarcasm. If I ever get to the point that I have 1/1000 of the sarcastic wit of Don Rickles, my life would be a success.Philip wrote:He probably thinks that's even possible for himself - but let's ask his wife if she thinks he's funnier nowadays (crankier, perhaps, but funnier ). You know, Rick's parent's hoped he one day might become a comic - which is why they named him after his hero:Rick: But Nessa,
I guarantee, that if you keep practicing, your jokes will get better.
https://www.google.com/amp/www.oregonli ... succes.amp
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Meh...still need practice...Nessa wrote:You know I downplay my humour just to make you look more funny, right?RickD wrote:I understood it as an attempt at humor.Nessa wrote:its called humour..tho not everyone may appreciate it. Thats fine.PaulSacramento wrote:Seems like you are harboring on the issue of God being a Black Woman...seems a bit, well...strange to be honest.
And the comment about a vagina...strange.
We are all different, paul.
Not everyone is as naturally funny as I am.
But Nessa,
I guarantee, that if you keep practicing, your jokes will get better.
Its my affection for you
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: God as a big black woman
Speaking of practice....go hone your sandwich making skills and get me oneRickD wrote:Meh...still need practice...Nessa wrote:You know I downplay my humour just to make you look more funny, right?RickD wrote:I understood it as an attempt at humor.Nessa wrote:its called humour..tho not everyone may appreciate it. Thats fine.PaulSacramento wrote:Seems like you are harboring on the issue of God being a Black Woman...seems a bit, well...strange to be honest.
And the comment about a vagina...strange.
We are all different, paul.
Not everyone is as naturally funny as I am.
But Nessa,
I guarantee, that if you keep practicing, your jokes will get better.
Its my affection for you
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I was going to make you a virtual sandwich, with a picture. But I'm afraid that you'll think it's some kind of vagina euphemism.Nessa wrote:Speaking of practice....go hone your sandwich making skills and get me oneRickD wrote:Meh...still need practice...Nessa wrote:You know I downplay my humour just to make you look more funny, right?RickD wrote:I understood it as an attempt at humor.Nessa wrote: its called humour..tho not everyone may appreciate it. Thats fine.
We are all different, paul.
Not everyone is as naturally funny as I am.
But Nessa,
I guarantee, that if you keep practicing, your jokes will get better.
Its my affection for you
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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The comebacks I could makeRickD wrote:I was going to make you a virtual sandwich, with a picture. But I'm afraid that you'll think it's some kind of vagina euphemism.Nessa wrote:Speaking of practice....go hone your sandwich making skills and get me oneRickD wrote:Meh...still need practice...Nessa wrote:You know I downplay my humour just to make you look more funny, right?RickD wrote: I understood it as an attempt at humor.
Not everyone is as naturally funny as I am.
But Nessa,
I guarantee, that if you keep practicing, your jokes will get better.
Its my affection for you
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And if you were witty enough to actually think of something funny, I bet you'd have a great comeback.Nessa wrote:The comebacks I could makeRickD wrote:I was going to make you a virtual sandwich, with a picture. But I'm afraid that you'll think it's some kind of vagina euphemism.Nessa wrote:Speaking of practice....go hone your sandwich making skills and get me oneRickD wrote:Meh...still need practice...Nessa wrote: You know I downplay my humour just to make you look more funny, right?
Its my affection for you
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony