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by Believer » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:31 pm
My name is.... Brian, roll the "r", I am no Thinker, I am a Brian, sub-class, human 1-5P62-900001Y6F2.
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by kateliz » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:32 pm
Group hug!
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by Believer » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:33 pm
Kateliz, do you mind not squeezing so hard? BGood, stop, umm, pinching me down there....
I would reckon you aint Being Good, you're Being Bad.
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by kateliz » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:35 pm
So what if I'm strong for a female?
And...
that's just gross.
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by Believer » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:35 pm
kateliz wrote: So what if I'm strong for a female?
And...
that's just gross.
Talk to B"Good" about it, he did it!
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by BGoodForGoodSake » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:36 pm
Thinker wrote: Kateliz, do you mind not squeezing so hard? BGood, stop, umm, pinching me down there....
I would reckon you aint Being Good, you're Being Bad.
It's not me I swear.
I have an alibi, I was canoeing.
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by Believer » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:37 pm
Brian jumps on group and says "I'm the king of the pile of people!!!!"
EDIT: Brian jumps in BGood's canoe and sinks it!
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by kateliz » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:38 pm
I love canoeing!!! Haven't done it for years, but still! Had no one to go with me this summer.
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by kateliz » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:38 pm
Brian is a nut case if I ever "saw" one!
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by Believer » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:41 pm
kateliz wrote: Brian is a nut case if I ever "saw" one!
Do I need to be cracked open then????
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by kateliz » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:42 pm
I'll get the sledge hammer...
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by BGoodForGoodSake » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:43 pm
Thinker wrote: Brian jumps on group and says "I'm the king of the pile of people!!!!"
EDIT: Brian jumps in BGood's canoe and sinks it!
Once on top do not forget those who helped to put you there.
Lest they up and leave you to be the king of dirt.
Its ok Brian, I was thinking about taking a swim.
=)
*BGood hands brian his life jacket*
Here you go, in case you need this.
It is not length of life, but depth of life. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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by Believer » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:43 pm
kateliz wrote: I'll get the sledge hammer...
You win
. *Waves white flag*
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by kateliz » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:45 pm
I just love you guys! Even the wussy "king of the dirt" who can't swim! "It's only a flesh wound!"
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by Believer » Sat Nov 19, 2005 9:46 pm
BGoodForGoodSake wrote: Thinker wrote: Brian jumps on group and says "I'm the king of the pile of people!!!!"
EDIT: Brian jumps in BGood's canoe and sinks it!
Once on top do not forget those who helped to put you there.
Lest they up and leave you to be the king of dirt.
Its ok Brian, I was thinking about taking a swim.
=)
*BGood hands brian his life jacket*
Here you go, in case you need this.
Keep in mind, I jumped in, right through the bottom of the boat, the water filled the canoe, and it sank. I fortunately made it to the shore without the kid sized life jacket BGood purposely gave to me knowing I wouldn't fit it
.