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August At Home Writing His Agenda Out Before Logging In

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"Ah, so AttentionKMartShoppers is to be declared enemy of the state for high treason"

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"My actions prove that God takes care of idiots."

He occasionally stumbled over the truth, but hastily picked himself up and hurried on as if nothing had happened.
- On Stanley Baldwin

-Winston Churchill

An atheist can't find God for the same reason a criminal can't find a police officer.

You need to start asking out girls so that you can get used to the rejections.
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I DEMAND PIE, AND A BARREL OF WHIPPED CREAM
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