Am your audience.
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Rick et.al. helping Hana
I need your services. Need to increase my 'happiness hormones' levels.
Am your audience. (There was not proper 'listening smiley'. Need to add one.)
Am your audience.
(There was not proper 'listening smiley'. Need to add one.)But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana
That's a lot of pressure Hana.
Hmmm...
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
Hmmm...
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana
When I was single and a woman asked my for my services to increase her happiness levels, it usually meant something very, very naughty and sweaty !
Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...
Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...
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Also along those lines, I don't know why my wife continually nags me to do stuff.PaulSacramento wrote:When I was single and a woman asked my for my services to increase her happiness levels, it usually meant something very, very naughty and sweaty !
Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...
If I say I'm going to do something, I'll do it. There's no reason she has to remind me every 6 months.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana
Man: Dear, I'm going to be busy all day - I plan to clean the entire house, get the yard mowed - oh, and leave dinner to me tonight - I've got it all planned out, so you just relax and take a hot bubble bath with your favorite book.Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...
Wife: Those are about the most highly erotic words you've ever spoken to me - I can't wait until after dinner!
It works!
Rick:
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I'm not sure I need to make it so complicated. Usually when I say, "Baby, get naked." It has the same outcome.Philip wrote:Man: Dear, I'm going to be busy all day - I plan to clean the entire house, get the yard mowed - oh, and leave dinner to me tonight - I've got it all planned out, so you just relax and take a hot bubble bath with your favorite book.Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...
Wife: Those are about the most highly erotic words you've ever spoken to me - I can't wait until after dinner!
It works!
Rick:
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana
You're such a charmer! How DO you do it (get away with it)?
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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana
Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana
My FB announced that this I posted 5 years ago:
A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
-- Hugh Sidey
A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy.
-- Thomas Carlyle
A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
-- Hugh Sidey
A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy.
-- Thomas Carlyle
But examine everything carefully; hold fast to that which is good.
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
-- 1 Thessalonians 5:21
For I am confident of this very thing, that He who began a good work in you will perfect it until the day of Christ Jesus.
-- Philippians 1:6
#foreverinmyheart
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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana
I agree, life effectively comes to an end at marriage for a man.1over137 wrote:Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.
"Whoever will call on the name of the Lord will be saved." (Romans 10:13)
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That's so sexist!*Kurieuo wrote:I agree, life effectively comes to an end at marriage for a man.1over137 wrote:Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.
*but true.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana
Haven't see fine print that small since the purchase contract of Manhattan from the Indians!*but true.
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Wasn't that in the 1600's? I didn't think you were that old!Philip wrote:Haven't see fine print that small since the purchase contract of Manhattan from the Indians!*but true.
John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.
“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow
St. Richard the Sarcastic--The Patron Saint of Irony
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Re: Rick et.al. helping Hana
The Apostle Paul would probably disagree along with some other biblical authors/figures. He said it's better to be single.1over137 wrote:Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.