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Also along those lines, I don't know why my wife continually nags me to do stuff.PaulSacramento wrote:When I was single and a woman asked my for my services to increase her happiness levels, it usually meant something very, very naughty and sweaty !
Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...
Man: Dear, I'm going to be busy all day - I plan to clean the entire house, get the yard mowed - oh, and leave dinner to me tonight - I've got it all planned out, so you just relax and take a hot bubble bath with your favorite book.Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...
I'm not sure I need to make it so complicated. Usually when I say, "Baby, get naked." It has the same outcome.Philip wrote:Man: Dear, I'm going to be busy all day - I plan to clean the entire house, get the yard mowed - oh, and leave dinner to me tonight - I've got it all planned out, so you just relax and take a hot bubble bath with your favorite book.Now, as a married man, it usually means taking out the trash or painting...
Wife: Those are about the most highly erotic words you've ever spoken to me - I can't wait until after dinner!
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I agree, life effectively comes to an end at marriage for a man.1over137 wrote:Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.
That's so sexist!*Kurieuo wrote:I agree, life effectively comes to an end at marriage for a man.1over137 wrote:Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.
Haven't see fine print that small since the purchase contract of Manhattan from the Indians!*but true.
Wasn't that in the 1600's? I didn't think you were that old!Philip wrote:Haven't see fine print that small since the purchase contract of Manhattan from the Indians!*but true.
The Apostle Paul would probably disagree along with some other biblical authors/figures. He said it's better to be single.1over137 wrote:Man is incomplete until he’s married. Then he’s finished.