Gay coffee shop owner kicks Christians out of cafe

[Ged]

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Gay coffee shop owner kicks Christians out of cafe, goes on vulgar rant

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Sounds like he might be fundaphobic.

[Hortator]

I have so many questions

1. Is the coffee shop/cafe owner gay
2. Is the coffee shop/cafe gay
3. Is the coffee gay
4. Did the coffee kick the Christians when they were outside the shop/cafe
5. Did the gay coffee kick the Christians when they were outside the shop/cafe
6. How can a coffee kick Christians
7. How can a gay coffee kick Christians
8. How can a coffee kick
9. How can a gay coffee kick

Most importantly though,

10. What is the difference between a cafe and a shop?

[edwardmurphy]

A cafe is a place where coffee snobs go to order bewilderingly complex concoctions and sip them while writing screenplays on their MacBooks. The Piano was written in a cafe.

A shop is more accessible to the layman, but is still an acceptable place to work on a script for a B movie. Sharknado 12 was written in a shop.

A shoppe, by comparison, is required by law to sell scented candles.

[Philip]

Ed: A cafe is a place where coffee snobs go to order bewilderingly complex concoctions and sip them while writing screenplays on their MacBooks. The Piano was written in a cafe.

A shop is more accessible to the layman, but is still an acceptable place to work on a script for a B movie. Sharknado 12 was written in a shop.

A shoppe, by comparison, is required by law to sell scented candles.

Hey, people go for the ambience - every good marketer knows to go beyond selling the steak - "sell the sizzle." People like to associate themselves with products that make a statement about who they are, how cool, smart, sophisticated. It's why advertising works.

[RickD]

I've heard of coffee enemas. Is that what's meant by "gay coffee"?

Gay coffee=coffee up the anus?

[edwardmurphy]

No.

[Nessa]

A cafe is a place where coffee snobs go to order bewilderingly complex concoctions and sip them while writing screenplays on their MacBooks. The Piano was written in a cafe.

Stereotype much?

[RickD]

No.

Ed,

It seems like you know an awful lot about gay coffee shops.

[Kurieuo]

A cafe is a place where coffee snobs go to order bewilderingly complex concoctions and sip them while writing screenplays on their MacBooks. The Piano was written in a cafe.

Stereotype much?

Go to cafes for coffee much?

[Hortator]

I've heard of coffee enemas. Is that what's meant by "gay coffee"?

Gay coffee=coffee up the anus?

They were pretty popular about 5 years ago in Los Angeles. They didn’t have just coffee-flavored enemas, but all sorts, including a hot sauce enema.

[edwardmurphy]

A cafe is a place where coffee snobs go to order bewilderingly complex concoctions and sip them while writing screenplays on their MacBooks. The Piano was written in a cafe.

Stereotype much?

Sometimes. The one about how Christian conservatives don't get jokes is my favorite.

[Nessa]

A cafe is a place where coffee snobs go to order bewilderingly complex concoctions and sip them while writing screenplays on their MacBooks. The Piano was written in a cafe.

Stereotype much?

Sometimes. The one about how Christian conservatives don't get jokes is my favorite.

You dont seem the humourous type

[RickD]

A cafe is a place where coffee snobs go to order bewilderingly complex concoctions and sip them while writing screenplays on their MacBooks. The Piano was written in a cafe.

Stereotype much?

Sometimes. The one about how Christian conservatives don't get jokes is my favorite.

You dont seem the humourous type

He's not humourous. He's American, so he's humorous.

We don't waste time with extra vowels.

[Nicki]

A cafe is a place where coffee snobs go to order bewilderingly complex concoctions and sip them while writing screenplays on their MacBooks. The Piano was written in a cafe.

Stereotype much?

Sometimes. The one about how Christian conservatives don't get jokes is my favorite.

You dont seem the humourous type

He's not humourous. He's American, so he's humorous.

We don't waste time with extra vowels.

Logical with spelling but not so much with other things. I read recently that sometime in the 1800's, probably, someone was taking metric weights and so on to America to bring them out of the dark ages of imperial measurements. Unfortunately the ship sank and the weights were lost, and now Americans are just too stubborn to change.

[Nessa]

Yes, the owner should have the right to refuse service and bear the consequences of that choice. e.g loss of customers.

But I highly doubt the owners words. He doesnt want tolerance, he wants acceptance and even permission. Ranting about how the christians would not be tolerant if he started [love] his boyfriend right there is ridiculous. Whose gonna tolerate any couple hetero or otherwise [love] in a cafe? Some sorta cafe that would be.....