Wine into water

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Not the greatest day so when I saw the wine tasting in the supermarket, I made a bee line for it.

After my first tasting, I was given the second one....

It tasted totally watered down and I told the guy it was bad wine.

He said something like its bloody terrible wine... its water.

I had been given the water to 'cleanse my palate' y#-o :oops:

At least I can laugh at my blondeness on a bad day
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John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
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Hey, blondes are people, too. :P
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John 5:24
24 “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life.


“A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.”
-Edward R Murrow



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