Good parents make their kids go to church?

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Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?

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If they don't, they have to read two chapter's of Grudem's Systematic Theology every day until completed?
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RickD wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:07 pm
Kurieuo wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:57 pm
RickD wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:38 pm
Kurieuo wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:32 pm
RickD wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:29 pm

Throw a couple of funnel web spiders, or an Eastern Brown Snake into their beds?

Make them eat vegemite for a week?
I can see you're trying to show interest, but you really don't want to know.
You make them sit through an hour long explanation of computer programming?

You make them eat Mrs. K's cooking?
Are you saying there's something wrong with Mrs. K's cooking? y:-?
No, she's a woman, she must be a good cook.

Don't change the subject. Tell us how you torture your children when they don't get up for church.
Who said anything about torturing? I enjoy sleeping in.
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Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?

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You make church at home? Give them sermon yourself?
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Re: Good parents make their kids go to church?

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1over137 wrote: Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:35 pm You make church at home? Give them sermon yourself?
Now that would be torture!
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